I'm tired of only having like 3 other Aussies around here to actually know what I mean when talking about footy or eskys or even thongs (thongs are "flip flops" or whatever). It also gets annoying when you measure things in feet and inches and sophmores because it doesn't make any sense.
I will shout Bunnings snags to anyone who tries to be more Australian. Cheers.
[spoiler]inb4 inevitable emu war joke and/or convict joke[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Seriously, there are so many actually relevant things to make fun of us for. Try being more creative [/spoiler]
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Edited by Darth Turtle: 9/15/2017 6:54:49 PMYeh yah cunts. Also I am walking down the old country road. I come across an emu with an expression of bafflement on its face. I walk up to it and say "what's got your goat?". The emu impossibly looks more baffled,"what"? It says, "that doesn't make any sense what do you mean". "it doesn't matter" I reply. What are you baffled about?, I say. The emu says," I don't know and that's baffling me". "Huh I shall ponder with you"., and all was quiet. Over time the emu disappears suddenly. That baffles me. Then my legs start to thin, my arms turn to wings and I am filled with a sudden desire to fight some Aussies... this baffles me! As I stand there baffled my memories fade away leaving me with a feeling of bafflement I'm not sure why I have. I have become...THE BAFFLED EMU!