Must have:
Gallahorn
Mic over $500
Be over 70 years old
No kids
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Edited by Nexus_One: 9/15/2017 1:42:34 AMI have the following: - Piss poor attitude - Alcoholic tendencies - Busted up and taped over Sony mic, four pieces taped together very sloppily - 3 cats - A big bag of chips to snack on during the raid, mute button doesn't work btw - The Rat King - A rash on my right ass cheek that will not go away
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Doing Leviathan raid Must be 300+ light Must have every exotic Must have soloed every past Destiny raid Must have killed every enemy in patrol with melee Must have 3.0 kd in trials of Osiris Must have salt emote Must have 50 active friends on destiny 2 Must have soloed every strike Must have played every story mission blindfolded Must have inverted remote when playing raid Must have spent $50 on sliver Must have a shiny shader equipped on left arm Must be prepared to answer a calculus problem Must have 5 phds Must have done all halo campaigns in under 2 days on legendary Must have 67901 glimmer (no under or over) Must have earned every exotic in destiny. Not xurned Must gotten a positive KD in first D2 crucible game Must have a minimum of 2 celery Must have sidearm So... who's met my requirements?
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Must be a trump supporter. No liberals allowed due to constant crying about everything.
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LMAO!! The post that trigger me are the ones that say " and I will check your layout and you will get booted if you die"!!! Who "da fuc" are you to check my stats and layout?? Aren't YOU the one asking for help????
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i love the ADULTS ONLY posts like it's a dating site. lol half the kids are better than the adults anyway.
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And must work a 9 to 5 job.
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With Astros being at most 300, I really want to see this mic over 500$.
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70 w/ no kids? Guy must have an incredible pull out game 💪
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Sounds reasonable. I like to keep my mic between my legs when I have bad gas... and I always have bad gas.
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You can't join my raid team if you didn't beat Battletoads on your first try
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Your making fun of people for some crazy requirements, that's cool, but it isn't funny when you join a raid team of 260s not knowing what to do. Requirements like this are necessary
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Must have all exotics Must have a complete set of 350+ exotic armour. Must be king of Gondor. Must have the one ring, Must aim with eye rather than hand Must shoot with mind rather than hand Must kill with heart rather than gun. Must be First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, and Protector of the Realm. Mic preferred.
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lol. Post of the week!
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*laughs* SO TRUE
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I love this thread
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MUST KNOW WHT UR DOING
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PUT THIS IN RECRUITMENT.......NOW!!!!!!!
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This is how ridiculous people on Xbox one are when starting a raid fire team. Leviathan Raid LFM - Please know what to do - Be 18 + w/ Mic -Have general elitist attitude - Spam "Salty" emote every few seconds - Must be Power Level +350 - Must be the Hokage -Must "Believe it" - Should have the nine tailed fox sealed away within you or Ratking sidearm also acceptable - Must be able to try to convince your enemies to become good again, fail at that then beat them into submission. - Should enjoy Ramen
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Edited by DeltaDragonGamer: 9/16/2017 11:15:31 AMAnother lfg joke, I actually find lfg helpful. Especially when you happen to not have enough clan members on. If you have five members in your team, and they're all 290, and nobody else is on, do you just flat out give up and uninstall the game? I get it's a joke, but lfg is one and only reason some people are getting through raids. [spoiler]fyi, I've recently been working on my clan, we have 30 members and a good chunk of them being raid ready. If somebody asks to do a raid, they get on in under an hour and we hopefully make progress on the raid. With LFG you seriously just could get a full group and do it first try, or get a call of duty 3 year old which CLEARLY you have all gotten. You all give up to easily, step up already.[/spoiler]
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Well played. I clicked on this and thought you might have a problem mate.
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Sent friend request
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Must be able to solo the raid
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Honestly now that trials has dropped the game is filling up with toxic players again, glad I stuck to my resolve not to buy D2. I have found so many helpful and nice people in Borderlands I dont know what it is about the destiny community as a whole, but they suck.
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I'm down
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Dude 350 is the cap -_ - !
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Bitch plz, if u can't solo that sumbish, GTFO