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Edited by Hulkksmash:
9/14/2017 2:05:39 PM
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I'll show you my super power if you show me yours
I have the super power to force push a plugged toilet and get it to flush.
It happens all the time. That dreaded TOP OF THE RIM plugged up toilet. Well evolution is definitely in my favor.
I CONCENTRATE really hard, put my hand out, and about 80% of the time it works (not right away mind you). Sometimes it takes 15 - 20 sec and I'm working on an INSTANTANEOUS UNPLUG, but it will take more focus. Sometimes it will BUBBLE UP like when Luke Skywalker raised his xwing out of water. I'm definitely disrupting something down there and it gets my HEART PUMPING just seeing it in action.
The times it doesn't work is me just not focusing hard enough or being DISTRACTED. Using the plunger is punishment for NOT FOCUSING HARD ENOUGH. Maybe I should start standing on my head and focusing. Really kick the training into NEXT LEVEL.
What you guys think? It's a work in progress .... obviously.
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I have the gift of a 20/10. Front tail [spoiler]that was just for you Penguin Emperor. I'm not trying to be a weirdo[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI can sometimes go a whole week without drinking or smoking. I am basically a god.
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I have a very low pain tolerance.
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I've got complete control over the force...
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My superpower is osteoporosis
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I can become self aware and wake up from dreams at will
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1 ReplyI have the ability to go home and be a family man
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American toilet holes have much less diameter than aussie ones so if you good at unblocking those, youre the equivalent of a god.
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The ability to hold in a shit for almost 8 hours
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My power is to fart. :V silent but deadly 😈
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Watch this! *sticks hand inside nearest person*
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3 RepliesEdited by LowwoulKnown: 9/15/2017 6:19:25 PMI have no trouble speaking to people of the opposite gender
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The power to always, somehow have acne :/
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I have the ability to speak to dolphins, I also don't shit and piss.
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OP is lettuce
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1 ReplyI can predict the outcome of most plots in movies and games and TV and stuff.
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I have telepathy, but only with inanimate objects.
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I can solve basic math problems with my mind.
