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Edited by Just Dan:
9/13/2017 5:08:46 PM
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Calling all D1 vets Destiny's Child wants you
Fellow Guardians,
We have been chosen. We are the reinventors of light. We are, Destiny's Child. I'm calling on all competitive D1 veterans to step forward and join the brotherhood. Together we can build a solid base of guardians to raid with, to watch your back in the crucible, and point out that loot crate you missed.
Remember when you could just pop a heavy synth? Remember when the nightfall time limit was 30 minutes and almost a joke? How about when you didn't have to run for 5 minutes to talk to the vanguard? We want you!
This clan should be based on the understanding that communication and cooperation are the keys to success; we all want that loot, so lets work together to get it.
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Check your porch, and give the dog waiting there 201.50 copies of Destiny 2. Finally, return to the lake of the loch Ness monster, preferably in the morning. Sacrifice a Year 1 Destiny player, but save a few drops of blood for the potion you'll make later. Tree fiddy drops of blood, to be exact. Then, perform the toast/envelope ritual with the lock Ness monster. If the monster kicks you in the balls, start all over. On the other hand, if you get the response that confirms its love for you, then you must marry the loch Ness monster, and impregnate it. Finally, raise the child to the age of 13, get the child a Bungie.net account, and then teach him to become troll. Once your child has created a post that has received over 100 upvotes, you may be able to realize that Offtopic is not for Destiny related posts. Edit: The potion. DO NOT READ UNTIL YOU DONE ALL OF THE ABOVE. IF YOU READ THIS NOW, YOU MUST REPLY [quote]Please forgive me loch Ness monster, I ain't giving you no tree fiddy.[/quote] [spoiler]To make the potion, mix the blood with a gallon of bleach. You must feed half to your loch Ness monster wife, and the other half to your child. They will have a message, in 2 parts. One will say the first part, and the other will say the second part. Only then, will you understand that you need to tap your post, tap the 3 dots, hit edit, and change #gaming to #Destiny2.[/spoiler] [spoiler]This was written by Violet Varlerie. Don't copy without permission, or I will report you to the bulli police for stage 13 bulli.[/spoiler]
