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9/8/2017 4:41:18 PM
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Things newfoman need to know about here or something I don't know maybe I'm new, aren't we all new? What's life? Why am I still typing? Why am I still alive? This isn't funny.
This is off the top of my head so please add stuff.
•MildSquirrel is the coolest user on the site when referring to him say 'Lord Mild' or 'daddy'
•You're not good enough for yolk
•If you post constantly make a tag. The best tags are #mild #bot7 #yolk #madmax888 #halo #flood and whatever else yarbey puts in his posts
•Yarbey is a bot
•Crazy Lincoln is Solaris and Solaris is noiseless purse
•Commander Santa is the best troll on bnet.
•Recon shouldn't have been demoted
•Deej is a pegboi
•Navy Seal is the better pink square
•Don't call us the flood, that's dead
•Anomaly did nothing wrong
•Gimmicks are bad but that doesn't make the user bad
•Add .jpg to the end of picture links
•You can't spam pronz anymore
•You're cooler if you avoid circle jerks
•Everyone on selfie threads are catfish
•Prayer threads are in a constant flux of upvotes and down votes depending if America is awake
•Everyone here is 15 and nostalgic
I'll add more stuff to this later if people reply with stuff idk if it made sense I'm tired.
Pm FoMan123 with any questions
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16 RepliesFirst of all never use the word Newfoeman no one even knows what it means. Second using this word makes you look like you have a hunchback. Third it makes you look stupid. Now that is out of the way using AMA when people can ask you anything anyways is stupid as well. Makes you look stupid. Avoid using words like Newfoeman as it is obviously fake and most people have no idea it means those new here who have four years or less. If people are going to be indoctrinated correctly. They need to know that Bungie has a Slingshot that shoots enemys into the sun. Ling Lings head is still in a refrigerator someplace. We still blame Stosh and Knee Deej in the balls. Off Topic is an interesting place unlike those Density foolios. Talk to the old timers here make friends and most of all do everything opposite of what people do when you have to facepalm.
