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9/4/2017 12:50:48 AM
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Rebellion against Døøb!
LOCUS ARTICLES OF OPEN REBELLION #1:
It was only a matter of time before I declared this rebellion. The newly elected President, Døøb, is now in office. Døøb is quite the honorable lad, I will say that much.
But will Døøb be a good leader. Now I can see that everyone has their pitchforks ready but let's be serious. Døøb may be a decent leader now but all good things must end. [i]Nothing gold can stay.[/i]..
In previous battles under Døøb's command we sustained heavy losses. In any war we will sustain losses but these were far too extreme for anything #Offtopic has seen or should see again. In this small timeframe, Døøb's failure to stop the enemy from reaching our lands resulted in mass civilian casualties. This must never happen again...
If you are also with me on this point of view then I ask you to stand with me now. Once this rebellion is put into full force, I will begin the election for the [i]Prime Minister[/i] of this rebellion.
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Genocide of all human life is easier
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How about you challenge him to a kazoo shred-off?
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Downvote Brigade!
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3 RepliesYou have the support of the Ancient Joke Police. Also, I have intel that suggests that Doob's downvote brigade has been infiltrated by Vandelay's followers.
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1 ReplyEdited by anotherbloocloud: 9/4/2017 10:38:58 PMI don't like doob. But in this dire time we must unite to fight the kinderguardians. Then once we have done so, we can go back to our bickering.
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Rebel Scum
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4 RepliesAnd with that, this whole thing got even cringier.
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The fact that doob hasn't deployed us on these edgy posts is proof he's a good leader.
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2 RepliesNo. [spoiler]Doob is bae.[/spoiler]
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[b][i][u]UNLEASH THE DOWNVOTE BRIGADE, 🅱GONE HERETIC[/u][/i][/b]
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I am the prime minister everywhere.
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Anyway, I'll gladly join the rebellion against these arrogant pricks
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Edited by Splashback77: 9/4/2017 4:01:42 AMYou have my support! We shall make war onto Døøb! I will be the medic.
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I'm in because I'm lonely
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The best I can do is secretly fund.
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4 RepliesYou have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people! What say you in your defense?
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10 RepliesMemes are cool and all but he tried nuking my group one time
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4 RepliesInstead of uniting and helping to fight the kinderguardian horde, you start a "rebellion" to divide #OffTopic? I suggest you stop this rebellion and rally behind OffTopic's flag.
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I fight for no Man or Wowman. Only for the FSM. Which ever side rally's the FSM shall win my loyalty.
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Edited by Godbax15: 9/4/2017 2:06:26 PMWe must unite against the kinderGuardians or there will be no one to rebel against https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/230453687/0/0
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I gave up on rebellion. Instead me and my comrade have turned to aiding doob against the kinderguardian hordes who will approach us tommorrow!
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6 RepliesWhat us this stupidity?
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3 RepliesRebel scum.
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You think you could do better? Døøb has led the mongorians into countless raids. Highlighting a loss is a yellow line in a sea of white.
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2 RepliesEdited by Krishnas Prophet: 9/4/2017 7:23:49 AMDesist. Or I will quite literally: FLATTEN YOU.
