Due to "complications" (boredom) I have overthrown the election to take the mantle for myself, as your new president. I hereby declare this government a dictatorship to which I alone will rule, until death.
You my peasant slaves, will adress me as "President King Classified the First of the Holy Dictatorship that is Offtopic", any that do not adress me as so will incur the fury of me, your supreme God leader.
This is my monarchy bitches.
I promise booty (had to change link) https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/230457538/0/0/1
Rule 1: shitposts are mandatory
Rule 2: I alone am the Supreme Leader
Rule 3: there will be 80% less politics in this sub-forum
Rule 4: there will always be a military force ready to purge #destiny
Rule 5: booty threads shall be made weekly by one of us (including but not always me)
Rule 5: green texts are encouraged
More will be added later
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You need to become the senate and gain UNLIMITED POWAAAH by claiming the high ground to become the leader of offtopic, but before you begin, I need to ask [spoiler]1:do you like sand?[/spoiler] [spoiler]2: Where are the younglings[/spoiler]