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Edited by Esko:
8/31/2017 4:11:30 PM
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My dilemma
I made a chocolate cake earlier because I was bored and had all the stuff to make a cake in the kitchen.
Anywhom, we ate a bit if it a few hours ago, but I'm hungry again. Should I eat some more of it? Should I just eat an orange? Should I just go to bed since it's 4am? Should I complain about how fathers day is stupid and is the worst day of the year? My life is falling apart because of this cake...
Idet: I can't sleep, because if I keep going to bed at ungodly hours of the morning, I'll become nocturnal. I'm staying woke all day until a respectable hour at which I can pass the -blam!- out
Edit 2: It is now 2am the following morning and I'm still awake. I've had two hours sleep
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Quality shitpost, bruv.
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9 RepliesWould you like to be my wife?
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This looks like one of those white wing/ betty crocker premix cakes no offence. Anyway, just chew on a weetbix. If youre hungry, cake doesnt fill you up much so youll end up eating a lot and having regrets when theres no cake left tomorrow.
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Pie is better.
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The cake is a lie. This is certain.
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1 ReplyI want it. [spoiler][b][i][u]KUPO!!!™[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
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Ever heard of "Cake Farting"?
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Eat it! It's cake, eat it!
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The whole point of having cake is to eat it.
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1 ReplyStick it in your esophagus.
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Sleep on it. And then take a shower because you fell asleep on a chocolate cake, you loon
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3 RepliesEwww... Chocolate cake.
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Edited by Wookieg13: 8/31/2017 11:41:59 PMThis penis poll needs some Viagra [b]STAT[/b]
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3 RepliesTry using extra virgin olive oil. It has to be extra virgin. It will make your cakes extra fluffy
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Edited by OldboyVicious: 8/31/2017 6:17:23 AMI think you should eat that cake. I'd pour myself a giant glass of milk, and then just grab a handful of it and consume to my heart's content. [spoiler] If you don't eat it, you need to make cupcakes and line them up so it looks like Pac-Man [/spoiler]
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Not gonna lie... That cake looks really fückin good.
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1 ReplyEat the cake with a glass of rum. No one has to know you ate it all
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Look. It's African American Pac-Man!
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Send it to me.
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You have deified your chocolate cake. And make no mistake about it, that is one onerous master you have chosen to serve. You can never get enough of what you don't need to make you happy...
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Sounds like the same problem my little brother has.
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Hey Father's Day means hot wings, beer, and a massage. It's very important
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Blow it up
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7 RepliesEw that looks like a homeless dude took a shit in your table. You're not high again are you?
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Looks like the cake in that one movie.
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Eat the cake, slowly. Relish every single bite. Take your time. You made it, you deserve to enjoy it. Feel no guilt. -blam!- what others think. Fluffy loves chocolate cake too, so it must be allowed.
