One time my mother called me a son of a bitch, so I hit her because no one talks trash about my mother, then I hit myself because no one hits my mother, she then hit me because no one hits her son and then hit herself because no one hits me, so I hit her because no one hits my mother. cant stop me
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Once my parents said "the world doesn't revolve around you." I responded, "but I'm your sun!" Ba dum tsssss