I am a Police officer. [spoiler]inb4blacklivesmatter[/spoiler]
I was put under investigation recently for using excessive force. Here's the details:
-Patrolling shady Neighborhood
-Drives by shady looking man
-Matches description of heroin dealer
-I pull up to the man
-Man runs as I get out of the car
-We're in pursuit now folks!
-I am much faster
-Running out of breath after running a few blocks through people.
-Dives for a tackle.
-Suspect now has a scratch on his forehead, along with minor scratches on arms and legs
-Suspect put into custody and taken to station.
-Files lawsuit
-I'm under investigation
- I'm no longer Under investigation
- I was found innocent.
[spoiler]I'll be lucky if this doesn't make it to the bastards at Fox News[/spoiler]
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I Dindu Nuffin. My brother is Wyu Chasinme. 😔