"US" by Ur Mum, kek
(Ur Mum has been President and Chief Operating Officer of Ur Daddy since Wednesder 45, 2345.)
I haven't said too much about this game since the start...but this is how I feel....
I'm noticing that a lot of people aren't graciously accepting the fact that other fps games just aren't as good.
In fact you seem to be posting even more hateful things about those who are excited for Destiny 2.
Some are apparently "triggered" because we are posting how "happy" we feel about getting a good sequel.
How did this happen you ask? Well here is how it happened!
You created "us" when you attacked our freedom to spend our money how we want.
You created "us" when you attacked our right to actually [i]earn[/i] exotics.
You created "us" when you attacked our gaming beliefs.
You created "us" when you constantly referred to us as "desti***".
You created "us" when you constantly called us gamers with poor taste.
You created "us" when you told us to get rid of crutches or get out of the way.
You created "us" when you attacked our boi Cozmo.
You created "us" when you took away our Felwinter's Lie.
You created "us" when you confused Thorn with a sniper.
You created "us" when you began to post complaints constantly on the forums for pointless crap.
You created "us" when you decided to make our exotics worthless.
You created "us" when you decided to still come on the forums and complain even when you don't play the game.
You created "us" when you attacked the first D2 trailer for being a Destiny "1.5".
You created "us" when you decided to let the Crucible get out of control.
You created "us" the silent majority.
You created "us" when you began attacking Bungie members for no logical reason.
You created "us" when you lied and said you wanted balance, but now want nothing to do with it.
You created "us" when you complained about having no social features, but now we'll have social features and are still not satisfied.
You created "us" when you yelled about no content, but then have over 1000 hours in the game and came back for every DLC.
You created "us" when you forced us to listen to posts about needing to nerf fusion rifles because they're so OP.
And we became fed up and we pushed back and spoke up.
And we did it with forum posts, not nerfs.
With posts, not complaints.
With posts, not spamming.
With posts, not nerf requests.
With posts, not fires, except the one you started inside of "us"
"YOU" created "US".
It really is just that simple.
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What's with the parody posts?
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I'm not reading all that because I know this post is probably a joke.
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Is that K-On? Style seems like it
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But really though, what is that gif from?
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Quality shitpost
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Weeeeb! [spoiler]Haven't i seen this before, did you copypast someone else?[/spoiler]
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This is offtopic
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Back to #Density with ya.
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Finally a good parody post. Nicely done lol.
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Edited by Leprous Itch: 8/3/2017 10:46:16 PMThe epitome of weaponized autism. [spoiler]This was however the most amazing post ever though. Literal epitome of what makes Offtopic so great. [/spoiler]
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Calm down Madonna. The sun will come out tomorrow. You need to write speeches for the dems.
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Used weeb gif, muted.
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[i]HOLD UP[/i] [b][i]B8[/i][/b] [b][u][i][url=http://example.com]OR NAH[/url][/i][/u][/b]
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This is why I love OffTopic.
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Bump! #Destiny [spoiler][b][i][u]KUPO!!!™[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
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Yeah, Destiny is good. Bungie set the table. Ubisoft fell flat, yet again, with Division and now BioWare is about to take it to new heights... hopefully.
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10/10 parody. I won't even tell you where this post belongs.
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Uhh, OffTopic isn't responsible for that. We don't like Density anyways, so we don't give a damn about what they do.
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The effort you put Into was worth it I see.
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I like how the offtopic hypocrites decide what Destiny parody is okay to use/is a funny joke, i.e the siege dancer paragraph and which is #swiggityswesticle worthy. It's how you know their opinions are worth nothing.
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Preach bwadah
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I'm not going to read all of this post #destibly