Post a verse or two down just for lols.
Mine is,
[quote]Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Darude sandstorm
Was not the clue[/quote]
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[i]i like potatoes You're retarded [/i] Pls don't judge mi freevarse poam
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Edited by aliensnail: 8/5/2017 9:26:02 PMPoetry is dead Some people are blue Eventually I will die And so will you (I don't hate poetry, just trying to find something that rhymes)
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Uh samma lamma dumma lamma you assuming ima human what I gotta do to get it through to you I'm super human innovative and I'm made of rubber so that anything you say is ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you I'm never staying more than ever demonstrating how to give a mother -blam!-ing audience a feeling like its levitating never fading and I know that the haters are for ever waiting for the day that they can say I fell off they'd be celebrating cause I know the way to get em motivated I make elevating music you make elevator music.
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Did you say [i]poetry[/i]? Well, fate has it that you have piqued the interest of a Vogon poetry enthusiast. *clears throat* This poem is called "The Yoke of Flinghthang's Putridity". Oh Grundleby, the Schwaertbenhogen hath no fiddle. Upon my yeak, the filiest of stenches did giddle. And since the kron did eviscerate his crombulon, It made me wish to stridle a little. Flidtharbing the igzibiest Nolk of the galaxy. Vulgus of the Trazbag, how I repud you so. You stole my hidderjab in ecstacy, So I'll gibtharg your shrow. Now then, what did you think of my poetry?
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In El-Harím, there lived a man, a man with yellow eyes. To me, he said, "Beware the whispers, for they whisper lies. Do not wrestle with the demons of the dark, Or else upon your mind they'll place a mark; Do not listen to the shadows of the deep, Else they'll haunt you even when you sleep". [spoiler]props if you get it. [/spoiler]
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In motion
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Roses are red Your item is blue Your engram was purple It sucks to be you
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Edited by crazeeavery: 8/3/2017 8:44:40 PMI hate you You hate me Together we're a Dysfunctional Family With a great big Shootgun to your forehead I'll pull the trigger and you'll be dead.
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Five seven then five? That's how to write a haiku? Does it have to rhyme?
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Morpheus is annoying Humans are a disease Someday the Matrix Will be more versions of me
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. [b] [/b]: [b] [/b]the [b] [/b] 0 [b] [/b] [b] [/b] [b] [/b] ^ [b] [/b] = 2 ([b] [/b][u]h[/u] [b] [/b] [b] [/b][b] [/b][b] [/b]yj [spoiler]I hope you liked my piece[/spoiler]
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Edited by Hwood98: 8/3/2017 9:48:30 AMRoses are red The sky is blue Your face is where i'll shoot my...
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Roses are red. Why are you so mean. [spoiler]The Emoji Movie comes to theaters July 28, 2017[/spoiler]
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roses are red violets are blue theres one less gorilla at the Cincinnati zoo
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.
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[quote][i]Yo Quiero Taco Bell[/i][/quote]
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[i]Makeup, Smearin', No power steerin', He be talkin' but we don't be hearin'[/i]
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Roses are blue Violets red Fu[b][/b]ck rhyming Refrigerator