Here is how this will work if you reply that you want an item I will send you a picture of a random item with the name (can be from tv shows video games books ect) and what you have to do is write a commercial for it.
Edit: If you guys want a specific series to get an item for (like halo for example) just say in parentheses the series name. Ex (halo)
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Tatoonie Are down and depressed about that child custody case that you lost after that horrible divorce. Angry at that one asshole in the bar that tells you to -blam!- off. Want to go on a murder rampage. Or maybe want to be a vigilante to save the entire outer rim. Than I got the the tool for you the light saber. Comes in any color based on if you want to join the sith or Jedi. You can cut off the limbs of your enemies. Protect the ones you love . Toast marsh mellows. Make an entire alien species go extinct. Get rid of those pesky raiders. Kill the man your wife cheated wife. Become a god with light sabers for only devoting your life to the Jedi or sith. Ability to use the force not included. High chance of death and mental diseases may apply. We have a right to choose who we sell to. If you fail to comply with our terms and conditions you will be terminated.