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Edited by A Lonely Grunt:
8/2/2017 8:56:10 PM
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Offtopic Commercials
Here is how this will work if you reply that you want an item I will send you a picture of a random item with the name (can be from tv shows video games books ect) and what you have to do is write a commercial for it.
Edit: If you guys want a specific series to get an item for (like halo for example) just say in parentheses the series name. Ex (halo)
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1 ReplySomething random
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2 RepliesEdited by OldboyVicious: 8/3/2017 5:42:49 PMSend me a picture of my new product: Goo-Gone-Gone NARRATION: "Did you use Goo-Gone to get some goo gone, but now you can't get the Goo-Gone gone? Well use Goo-Gone-Gone! It gets the Goo-Gone GONE! Goo-Gone is great for removing labels, stickers price tags, and other sticky substances, bit it leaves a slippery, oily residue!" NARRATION IS OVER FOLLOWING SCENES: [i]BLack and white video of a kid using Goo-Gone to remove a price tag from his new ant farm and accidentally dropping it. Cut to an old lady using Goo-Gone to remove the label from a glass peanut butter jar and dropping it. Cut to a dad using Goo-Gone to get a price tag off of his golf club handle, then taking a swing and it flies out of his hand. [/i] NARRATION: "Keep your life simple and safe with Goo-Gone-Gone! Avoid the hassles of Goo-Gone being difficult to remove and being so slippery!" NARRATION OVER FOLLOWING SCENES [i]Kid with family is in their living room, broken ant farm on floor. They are scratching themselves feverishly, covered on ants. Cut to old lady lying on the floor, her feet fishing gallons to blood while she writhes in pain amongst the broken shards of the peanut butter jar. Cut to the dad looking at his hands in disbelief as his club has just slipped away mid swing, getting flung through the air. Cut back to the old lady. She has pulled herself to her feet, barely able to stand, she reaches for the phone to try and call 911. A good club smashes through her window and hits her in the head.[/i] NARRATION: "So when you've used Goo-Gone to get some goo gone and need to get the Goo-Gone gone, use Goo-Gone-Gone! It get's the Goo-Gone, GONE! [i]Cut to order screen, phone number, payment info, etc. [/i] [spoiler]It's actually been a dream of mine to make infomercials for fake products I've invented.[/spoiler] [spoiler]Also, this wasn't within the rules of the post, so send me something random and I'll write a commercial for it haha.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI would like something out of Halo, but I have a feeling it will relate to Flat Earth...
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4 RepliesOk, give me something
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2 RepliesI want a watermelon.
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7 RepliesI would very much like to do that
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Tatoonie Are down and depressed about that child custody case that you lost after that horrible divorce. Angry at that one asshole in the bar that tells you to -blam!- off. Want to go on a murder rampage. Or maybe want to be a vigilante to save the entire outer rim. Than I got the the tool for you the light saber. Comes in any color based on if you want to join the sith or Jedi. You can cut off the limbs of your enemies. Protect the ones you love . Toast marsh mellows. Make an entire alien species go extinct. Get rid of those pesky raiders. Kill the man your wife cheated wife. Become a god with light sabers for only devoting your life to the Jedi or sith. Ability to use the force not included. High chance of death and mental diseases may apply. We have a right to choose who we sell to. If you fail to comply with our terms and conditions you will be terminated.
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Dicc?
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