I turned myself into a pickle, Morty.
I'm Pickle Rick!
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Every weekday during work and from time to time when I'm bored during weekends. [spoiler]They're robots Morty! It's okay to shoot them! They're just robots! It's a figure of speech, Morty! They're bureaucrats! I don't respect them. Just keep shooting, Morty! You have no idea what prison is like here![/spoiler]