I want each of you to give me ten good reasons as to why I shouldn't eat my shoes.
The reasons I'm eating my shoes are as follows:
[spoiler]im hungry[/spoiler]
I've wanted to eat my shoes for a few years now, and after two failed attempts, I think I'm ready for another try.
EDIT: Looks like no one can come up with any reasons. Sad. Looks like no one cares.
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Edited by Kemosabe508: 7/29/2017 8:55:09 PM1. Could Cause Indigestion 2. There Are Dogs Who Should Be Eating Those Shoes 3. There are Hungry Africans Who Could Be Eating Those Shoes 4. Rick Astley Could Have Eaten Those Shoes Yesterday on 'Never Gonna Give You Up''s 30th Birthday 5. The Gum On The Bottom Won't Digest for 7 Years! 6. - 10. I WANT THOSE -blam!-IN SHOES ~ Making America Great Again ~