I want each of you to give me ten good reasons as to why I shouldn't eat my shoes.
The reasons I'm eating my shoes are as follows:
[spoiler]im hungry[/spoiler]
I've wanted to eat my shoes for a few years now, and after two failed attempts, I think I'm ready for another try.
EDIT: Looks like no one can come up with any reasons. Sad. Looks like no one cares.
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1. They taste like shit. 2. They taste like balls. 3. they taste like ass. 4. They taste like puke. 5. They taste like shitballs. 6. They taste like asspuke. 7. They taste like ballsass. 8. They taste like shitass. 9. They taste like ballspuke. 10. They taste like shoes.