I want each of you to give me ten good reasons as to why I shouldn't eat my shoes.
The reasons I'm eating my shoes are as follows:
[spoiler]im hungry[/spoiler]
I've wanted to eat my shoes for a few years now, and after two failed attempts, I think I'm ready for another try.
EDIT: Looks like no one can come up with any reasons. Sad. Looks like no one cares.
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Here are some important questions to ask yourself before you decide whether or not to go through with the shoe-eating process: Would you like them here or there? Would you like them in a house? Would you like them with a mouse? Would you eat them in a box? Would you eat them with a fox? Would you? Could you? In a car? [spoiler]Eat them! Eat them! Here they are.[/spoiler] You may like them. You will see. You may like them in a tree! A train! A train! A train! A train! Could you, would you, on a train? Say! In the dark? Here in the dark! Would you, could you, in the dark? Would you, could you, in the rain? Could you, would you, with a goat? Would you, could you, on a boat? Hope this helps!