I want each of you to give me ten good reasons as to why I shouldn't eat my shoes.
The reasons I'm eating my shoes are as follows:
[spoiler]im hungry[/spoiler]
I've wanted to eat my shoes for a few years now, and after two failed attempts, I think I'm ready for another try.
EDIT: Looks like no one can come up with any reasons. Sad. Looks like no one cares.
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Shoes taste bad Shoes are smelly Shoes are bigger than your head Shoes cannot be digested by your body Shoes are a valuable commodity in foreign countries Shoes are more useful on your feet Shoes basically have everywhere you've been on them Shoes have germs on them Shoes catch all of your sweat that rolls down your body Shoes have dirt on them Whew op... There you go [spoiler]donate them to ppl who need them[/spoiler]