People's SMARTS CENTERS aren't fully developed until theY EAT THE WHOLE ASS. Letting your 749 month old decide to get COOL LAZER BEAMS IN THEIR EYES surgery and destroy THE cOMPETITION is extremely RAd. It is the parents job to raise and teach a child how to UNLOCK THEIR BEYBLADES FULL PITENTIAL AND BECOME A POKÉMON MASTER, not listen to a childs every nEED TO BE HIP AND COOL LIKE CHAD NEXT DOOR to be one of those cool new DUDES they'll heard about ON MINCRAF
[spoiler]my dog+a Bridge= a felony and now I can't vote[/spoiler]
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I hear sirens.
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Boy, if u don't get yo head straight...
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Uhh... DESTINY JA
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Is this like a mad lib or something?
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[i]Let it rip.[/i]
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i don't understand 99% of this but i agree with it all.
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That's a law everyone would break, and newborns would be the most egregious violators. I can see it now. A baby is born, crying lustily. The doctor takes him, examines him, has him weighed and measured, then they wrap him in a nice soft blanket and then.... THEY SLAP THE CUFFS ON HIM!! AND THEY SHOVE HIM INTO A COP CAR AND HAUL HIM OFF TO JAIL!! His mom doesn't get to see him until he's 24 years old. Let's not.
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Dude this shit funny, actually laughed so hard my water came out my nose, please add LegendLogan tag for him
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[url=https://youtu.be/oHg5SJYRHA0]Trump bans kids under 12 from going on the enternet[/url]
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Parody on point
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*reads whatever the -blam!- this is* *vomits fire and lasers out of pure disgust*
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Get the -blam!- out of my room, I'm playing miNeCraf!
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Dafuq???
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You are absolutely right. Cats are the superior intelligence on this planet! ! All Hail Our Cat OverLords!!!!!!!
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fAWvvE9w6Po Nuff said.
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It shouldn't be illegal to be under 24, it should just be illegal to identify as an age which is less than 24 until you are 37.
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Why is there a satire tag? This is real shit
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Awful attempt at satire.
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I... what
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The whole ass.
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I came here not expecting to agree, I leave and agree