I want each of you to give me ten good reasons as to why I shouldn't eat my shoes.
The reasons I'm eating my shoes are as follows:
[spoiler]im hungry[/spoiler]
I've wanted to eat my shoes for a few years now, and after two failed attempts, I think I'm ready for another try.
EDIT: Looks like no one can come up with any reasons. Sad. Looks like no one cares.
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I think you SHOULD eat your shoes, and here's why; 1. It could start a new food fad, Sole Food 2. Shoe companies would love you once it caught on and kids started doing it. 3. Trump would love you for creating jobs in America and helping make America great again. 4. Animal right activists might hate you for increases in leather leather shoes production though. And #5!! You'd help with feeding the poor in the world, now instead of letting them eat cake! Let them eat soles! #satire (just in case)