[u]My Reasons You Shouldn't Eat Your Shoes:[/u] [b]1:[/b] You will no longer have the shoes. [b]2:[/b] Shoes were not made to be consumed, and you could hurt yourself attempting to digest them. [b]3:[/b] Shoe lives matter too. They go unappreciated every day. [b]4:[/b] The hospital bills from after eating the shoes will most likely not allow you to purchase another pair of shoes for the next 20 years. [b]5:[/b] You could spurn a popularity in suicide attempts by people eating their shoes. This in turn will damage razor, rope and un-prescription medication companies severely. [b]6:[/b] A rivalry between shoe companies will begin under the idea of making their shoes as tasty as possible, maybe even creating shoe eating festivals for which I will promptly kill myself by eating a shoe. [b]7:[/b] I've been working on this list for 15 or so minutes now, which means I care about you. Don't hurt yourself and break my heart by eating those shoes. [b]8:[/b] 3rd world countries could begin eating shoes after hearing of you, causing financial trouble to 3rd World Charity organizations who did not anticipate the sudden spike in shoe eating and will have to discard the actual food they've gotten. [b]9:[/b] Shoe companies could face expensive lawsuits over your suicide. Eating one shoe could hurt many others. [b]10:[/b] In order to create a safer, more edible shoe, shoe companies could turn to making shoes out of much softer materials which yet again poses a health risk and in the case of leather shoes, young animals could be killed instead of full grown ones that wish to give their bodies for shoes to appease their angry God. I think shoes are too walked all over. Treat them with respect and dignity.