"Where is circus.." Professor BraveCole the Titan pondered at his desk. He was alone in his classroom, as he stared down diligently at a crossword puzzle.
"C..C..C.." He repeated, running his pencil along the lines of jumbled up letters. "C...C...Circus...Circus...Aha! Wait. No. Sigh.." BraveCole closed the book of crossword puzzles and thought to himself. [i]Where are my kinderguardians..[/i]
"They went out for Crucible-Recess, hon." Becky, his ghost, said to him as she appeared from thin air.
"Er, what?" BraveCole asked his mechanical companion.
"You were wondering where your students went and I answered it. Mental synopsis, Brave. I can tell what you are thinking, hehe." Becky chortled.
"Don't do that." Brave said flatly. Before he knew it, one of his kinderguardians, Dawn The Titan, came rushing in the door.
"Dawn!" BraveCole shouted with a little excitement in his voice. "Ahem, er. Dawn. How's it going, tyke?"
"Professor! Professor! Look it! Look what I learned today!" Dawn yelled, giddy as can be as she approached BraveCole's desk. "Hrrmm!" She grunted, thrusting her shoulder outward as a large, white, transparent wall was created from her gesture. She giggled.
"I made a wall! See! Look! Hehe, it's a wall!"
"Wow, Dawn. That's actually a very impressive feat, using your light to create protective barriers. I'm sure you'd be useful on any Fireteam! I'm so proud of you!" Becky praised as Dawn jumped up and down, clapping her hands.
"Yay!"
BraveCole sat and judged the smaller titan, more intrigued by how she was able to pull of such an ability. [i]It took me years to aquire the knowledge to learn that technique.. And here's she's done it like it's as simple as 1, 2, 3.[/i]
"Maybe she's just a quick learner." Becky said, turning to her guardian.
"Becky, I'm gonna need you to -blam!- off." BraveCole said as politely as possible, [i]if[/i] saying that phrase was possible to say politely.
"Professor!" Another young voice shouted. It was the voice of Ventis the Warlock, running in just as excited as Dawn. "I've been watching Dawn rather closely as she summons her Ward of Dawns, and I think I've manage to replicate the healing and defensive properties of it! Behold!" Ventis then casted forth a small swirling rift upon the ground, and Dawn jumped in it.
"This feels just like my Ward! E-Except without the um.. Ward. This is great! Ventis, you're sooo cool!" Dawn turned to her warlock friend and embraced him in a rather violent hug. You could hear the poor warlock's bones crack a bit.
[b][i]CRCCKK![/i][/b]
"URGHH! T-Thank you, Dawn but I swear, I can do without physical contact..!"
"Aww! That's adorable! They can combine both of their abilities together!" Becky said, observing the smaller guardians.
BraveCole sat silently again, even more intrigued. [i]And here's the little warlock performing an ability that I've only seen veteran warlocks do. These kids are true prodigies... Becky get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head lalalalalalalaalalalalalala[/i]
"Hm? I'm sorry, what was that, Brave? Wasn't paying attention." Becky stated.
"Liar."
"Guys! Guys, look!" And last but not least, the voice of little RJ the Hunter was heard as he bolted in the classrom. "Hehe, look what [i]I[/i] can do.." He said, a bit of smugness in his voice. He then pulled out a hand-cannon, fired all the shots in the ceiling as the rest swore they heard screaming afterward. "No rounds, right? Watch and learn!"
RJ then pathetically jumped to the side. He opened up the handcannon's cylinder. "Ha! Look! Fully loaded! Cool, right?"
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"..."
"..."
"...RJ, what the -blam!- was that?" BraveCole spat.
"It was a thing I learned.."
"You mean hopping to the side and reloading your weapon..?" Becky asked.
"It isn't that simple! It takes skill!" RJ pouted. Ventis approached him.
"RJ.. Your.. Move doesn't really help out your Fireteam members. Dawn and I can combine our abilities to make each other stronger but yours.." Ventis sighed. "Yours only helps you."
Tears started to well in Dawn's eyes. "I-I thought you w-were my friend.. R-RJ! H-How could you do this.." Dawn sobbed, before bursting into tears and running out the door. "WAAAAAAAAAH!"
"Sigh. Great. Dawn!" Ventis shouted, running after her. "Dawn, come back!"
All who was left in the classroom was Becky, Brave, and little RJ.
"Am I.. A bad Fireteam member, professor..?" RJ asked, sadness in his voice.
"Could be." BraveCole said, shrugging. His ghost flew herself into his head, bonking him.
"Brave!" She scowled.
"Ouch! Okay, okay. RJ.." He addressed the young guardian. He walked over to him, picking him up by his cloak as Brave put his free hand on his own hip. "You're a hunter. You uh.. You're a lone wolf. You don't need no stinkin' Fireteam to define you. You do what you need to do, and you do it very well. You're the gears in the big Fireteam machine. Your purpose doesn't get noticed until ya stop working. So, since I tolerate you, I'll help you perfect your queer little dance move. Er, dodge roll."
"Wow, Professor. You really mean that?"
"I don't remember me stuttering so I would assume so." Brave said, dropping RJ onto the ground. Becky floated near him.
"I know Brave has a really harsh attitude but he cares about you, RJ. Hehe, he's actually kinda excited, he's thinking of all the training you two will do together!"
"BECKY!" BraveCole yelled. "Would you stop..! That's it. You brought this upon yourself." He crossed his arms and stared at his ghost.
"Brought what- OH DEAR GOD! BRAVECOLE, WHAT THE HELL!? WHY ARE YOU THINKING THAT!? THAT'S.. DISGUSTING!"
"Ha, think that's bad!? Watch what they do with the cup."
"No, stop it, please no mo- OH SWEET TRAVELER! WHAT WAS WRONG WITH THE PRE-GOLDEN AGE WORLD!? NO ONE SHOULD WILLINGLY INJEST BODILY FLUIDS! I'M PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF PUKING BUT I FEEL SICK..!" Becky cried, making gagging noises as she flew out of the classroom.
"Hehe. That'll show her to read my mind. Anyway, RJ, pal.."
"Let's get on with your training."
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Hello bravecole
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Give me a story about the kinders and the beginning of destiny 2. How do they survive and escape the cabal??
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Nioice
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When are more stories coming out
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Awesome! Also, it's symbiosis, not synopsis. One's a bond, the other summarizes.
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MOOOAAAR
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Is this gay? This feels gay.
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[i]Meanwhile, in the classroom across the hall...[/i] Mr. Oddish is watching some of his kinderguardians practice their new abilities. Gloria gets a thumbs up and a pat on the shoulder for her beautifully executed Healing Rift. Marshall does a really nice shadestep, but almost knocks Mr. O. over, then crashes headfirst into several desks. Oddish helps him up and admonishes him to be more careful. Petra forms a barrier, which disintegrates into a pile of little cubes almost instantly. She promptly throws a massive hissy-fit. Belle and Growler exchange glances, then amble/float over to the opposite side of the room where it's quieter. Ricardo is sulking in a time-out spot for tagging Mr. Oddish in the derriere with a throwing knife. Again. Meanwhile, new kinderguardian David (who hasn't gained the ability to use his class abilities yet) is staring out the open door into Brave's classroom. He sees a wailing Dawn run out the door, then an irritated looking Ventis follow her. They are followed in short order by Becky the Ghost. And we don't know how it's possible for a Ghost to look like it's gonna barf up its guts, since Ghosts don't eat and they don't have guts. But somehow, she does. DAVID: "Uhhh... Mr. Oddish?" ODDISH: "Yeah, David?" DAVID: "Is everybody in that room crazy?" ODDISH: "..."
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Love your stories man! Keep up the good work!
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Cringe Af
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Does this mean I should start being jealous of Dawn because i stg ill -blam!- her shit up if she tries that shit again with ventis
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+1 for effort +1 for positivity Great post!
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Tell Becky that Ron says Lemme Smash
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What people don't seem to realise is that the hunter ability may not be able to combine with the other abilities, but it allows the hunter to use an ability whenever, even in motion, and it helps them accomplish whatever needs accomplishing.
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This is a good point, hunters have a small class ability that gives little bonus and doesn't help your team mates. We need something better
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2 girls 1 cup?
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[quote] Your purpose doesn't get noticed until ya stop working.[/quote] That's actually a pretty good quote
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Edited by PkmnGymLeader: 7/29/2017 4:16:34 AMI agree that the hunter class ability needs a buff, but some people really are making such a big deal about such a small problem. I used all three classes in the beta, and I can agree that the hunters class ability was the weakest. However, they were all pretty useful. Dodging is really useful to get out of the way of combat, especially in pvp when the enemies are team shooting in the crucible. Reloading your gun is also a nice bonus. I want them to buff it, but I hope Bungie doesn't see your post, and think that it's as weak as you're saying it is. If they do, they could buff it to be way too strong.
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Bukb for later
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[quote][i]Becky get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head lalalalalalalalalalalalalala[/i][/quote] Is that a Rick and Morty reference?
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CHANGE YOUR PROFILE PIC BACK.
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I find dawn's personality cute
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:O His first emblem.
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This is pretty gay.
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Nice titan pic brave