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7/26/2017 4:30:14 AM
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*runs out after him* No! you're supposed to go when you're [i]sure[/i] the car is going to hit you!
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*revs engine*
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now look at this *shakes corvus* this nice lady is willing to hit you anyway *backs up to safe distance* ALRIGHT! GO AHEAD!
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*pedal to the metal*
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*watches corvus get blasted* OH MY GOD! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT! WE'RE SUING!
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*sees you* Sir??? R u ok?
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*mumvkes incoherently* Whowaa?
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*hits at full speed* *stops* *steps off taxi* *waits for dust to settle*
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*lays slightly gargling*
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*shoves your body into trunk* You're coming with me q-t.
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*is sitting in passenger seat* alright. now we have a dead body on our hands *looks at julie with shades on* now what?
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Oh. . . he ain't dead yet! *drives off*
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*bad ass tone* i can change that *pulls out cartoonishly large magnum and starts firing wildly in to the trunk* AHHHhhHhHHhhHHHhhHHhhhhHHH!
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BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *speeds off* [spoiler]just don't shoot the pee pee[/spoiler]
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oh trust me. i won't. this ain't my first rodeo
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[spoiler]lmao[/spoiler] Ty good sir. *pulls over at a donut shop* [spoiler]there are cops[/spoiler]
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SHIT! COPS! THEY KNOW! *runs in to donut shop for about as they open fire on you* *comes out fifteen minutes later with a dozen donuts, calmly walking among the gun fire* *calmly gets in car and sees you taking cover* want a donut?
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Yes but wait... *turns into gargoyle* [spoiler]i gots to go... To be continued[/spoiler]
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oke *watches* *goes to eat donut* *its shot to pieces* OH COME ON! *pulls out rail gun* THAT"S IT! [spoiler]until next time[/spoiler]
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*flies into dark skies in full gargoyle form* If i were u I'd move from that general area!!!!
