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I'm just a regular everyday normal mother-blam!-er I told you in the first song, I'll tell you in another I'm just a regular everyday normal mother-blam!-er I don't have a girlfriend, my hand's my only lover I'm just a regular everyday normal mother-blam!-er One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper I'm just a regular everyday normal mother-blam!-er And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman I was walking down the street just the other day I saw these two fine bitches, they were walking my way "Yo, what you girls doing tonight?" is what I wanted to say But suddenly I panicked, my voice started to shake So I put my head down, I just walked away I had a bus to catch anyway, it worked out great Got on the bus, put my headphones on, and pressed play Sheryl Crow, James Blunt, and mother-blam!-ing Ace of Bass Yo, what can I say? It's just a day in my life I'm up early in the morning, in bed early at night To be productive at work, I got to be well rested Yeah, mother-blam!-er, you heard what I just said I'm just a regular everyday normal mother-blam!-er I don't like margarine, I much prefer the taste of butter I'm just a regular everyday normal mother-blam!-er My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters I'm just a regular everyday normal mother-blam!-er I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater I'm just a regular everyday normal mother-blam!-er And I'm not a huge Nicholas Cage fan I'm from a lower-middle class family Me any my brothers and sisters played hide-and-seek I have good memories from my childhood, bitch My favorite toy was my -blam!-ing firetruck, bitch I used to play with that mother-blam!-er all day long Until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog And then I played with my mother-blam!-er all day long About ten times a day, man, all year long My favorite song, mother-blam!-er, I don't like to admit it Is a Celine Dion Song from the movie Titanic "Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you" Every time I hear that -blam!-ing shit, a tear comes to my eye Why the -blam!- did Leonardo DiCaprio have to die Yo, I'm not afraid to admit that I'm a sensitive guy Sticks and stones break my bones But it's the words that make me cry Like that time in grade three When a girl called me Stupid Face She really hurt me... Why'd she call me Stupid Face? Is my face stupid? How's that even possible? A person could be stupid, but a face, that's impossible Shit happens all the time, and you learn how to deal with it Regular everyday normal -blam!-ing bullshit I'm just a regular everyday normal mother-blam!-er When I get into a fight, I usually leave on a stretcher I'm just a regular everyday normal mother-blam!-er When I got nothing to say, I usually talk about the weather I'm just a regular everyday normal mother-blam!-er I like the first Back to the Future, but the second one was better I'm just a regular everyday normal mother-blam!-er I like red peppers better than the green ones Ooh-hoo, saving up my money to go buy a new dishwasher Mine broke about six months ago... Mother-blam!-er Go, go, go, go shawty It's your birthday Go party like it's your birthday I wasn't invited, but it's okay I'll just stay at home, and play some video games
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