Like any other country, we should. We can be the first internet webiste to have a sense of patriotism and pride. Reply with a suggestion. I'll take the top 7 suggestions n put them in a poll. that is all.
Edit:1 y'all need to bump more stuff. What's winning now is mild squirrel singing life is precious.
Edit: 2 Ya boi doob fin do it but we all need to participate and help him
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A major part of America is our vehicles. Millions of vehicles are driven everyday in America to get to point B to point A, and back to C again. Safe driving and correct driving education allows Americans to have such a privilege. To start, let's look at some safety tips: • Always give yourself the right of way at an intersection of any kind. After you go, everyone else will. • Follow the latter rule when it comes to pedestrians too. If they're in the way, do a serpentine (emergency swerve) movement. • Fast driving and racing is encouraged. It helps drivers get used to their cars and know how to control them better. • when you see any emergency vehicle, you must follow it to its destination. Once it's s reached the destination, do a burnout and continue on your way. • when you see anybody directing traffic, honk your horn and turn on your hazards for exactly 347 feet • The yellow lines on the road are for decoration and to indicate the lanes. The same goes for white lines. • When parking in a lot, take up as much space as possible with your vehicle. Parking in the 3 spots is customary. When parking on a road, highway, or curb: always leave all of your doors wide open.*leave wipers on max speed setting to indicate you are parked. When someone in front or behind you turns on their blinkers, they are always asking you to move in the direction of the blinker, you must do so. SIGNS AND LIGHTS: • Red means fire, so when you see a red light on a car or intersection light, stop your car, drop everything, and roll. • Yellow means lemon. If you see a yellow light on anything, act sour and grumpy. • Green means grass. If you see a green light anywhere, prepare for changing terrain ahead. • all orange signs are public attractions, you can drive to these locations and watch people dig, shovel, and other sorts of manual labor. • all neon yellow signs mean speed up, especially the one that say school crossing. • all normal yellow signs, no matter the picture on it, mean to drive very aggressively. Every normal yellow sign means 5 miles of aggressive driving minimum. • all white signs mean to swerve wildly through all lanes of traffic for 2 miles. *the only exception is speed limit signs. These signs indicate you need to drive at least 80 mph faster than the posted speed. If it has two speeds, add them up and divide by the number of digits to get the special speed limit. • green signs tell you where places are. But there is a rule for green signs: when you see one, you must use your emergency brake to drift sideways in a straight line for 250 feet, and then return to normal driving. This will help other drivers and blind drivers know that there is a green sign or signs. • Blue signs show you brands or organizations sponsored by an exit. When you see these, throw money of any kind out of the window.
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I vote to make the "Life Is Precious" copypasta the anthem.
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Edited by OldboyVicious: 7/22/2017 12:53:06 AMIdea for an anthem: Darude Sandstorm plays in the background as a chorus sings: "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna be the sharpest tool in the she-ed. When we post, we do it the most, we're all a bit off topic in the head. So the posts start coming and they never stop coming, just like your mom when she pays enough money. If it doesn't make sense then we post it for fun, even when upvotes total less than one. So much to troll, so much to read, all just to feed that off topic need. Hey now! its off topic, posts are toxic, but we rock it and don't care, All that matters to me eee eee. . . Is that its not as bad as #Destiny-eee-eee" That's my humble suggestion.
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SOMEBODY once told me the world was gonna [b]blow[/b] me. [spoiler][b][i][u]KUPO!!!™[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
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Find doobs version of ocean man on SoundCloud. I think it will serve our needs .
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On a second thought, have Mild sing the anthem while Døøb plays the kazoo in the background.
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"When we joined the Covenant, we took an Oath! According to our station! All without exception! On the blood of our fathers... on the blood of our sons, we swore to uphold the Covenant! Even to our dying breath! Those who would break this oath are Heretics... Worthy of neither pity, nor mercy! Even now, They use our Lord's creations to broadcast their lies! We shall grind them into dust! And continue our march to glorious salvation!"
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I hope I'm not expected to stand up, place my hand over my heart, and recite the whole thing before entering this subforum. It's probably going to end up being some disgusting meme riddled rhyme. No thanks.
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Edited by Murderman: 7/21/2017 10:03:11 PMI will compose an anthem, kazoo it and sing it. I'll also need ideas on the lyrics from everyone. EDIT: Obviously, I'll make a thread on this soon. I will use some of my fellow anthem experts at the Khanate and you, the OffTopic people, for help on the anthem, because I cannot do this alone. Be sure to vote for me on that upcoming poll.
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I nominate Døøb
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Let's get Doob to play never gonna give you up on the kazoo
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Doesn't Doob have a kazoo anthem already?
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Make Mild sing a Døøb song
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Døøb should make it, he is the one true Lord of Music.
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I mean if off topic had a anthem I'm pretty sure it would be the suicide copy pasta remixed with a rick roll
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Edited by Metal Behemoth: 7/21/2017 3:27:30 PMHere it is. This represents Offtopic perfectly. [spoiler]"Never Gonna Give Your Teen Spirit Up"[/spoiler]
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Oh say can you see By the quality s***posts What so proudly we hailed
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Edited by Godbax15: 7/20/2017 9:59:35 PMhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iq_d8VSM0nw At least put it in the poll
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Rick roll
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We already have one. Its an obscure song by a little known musician named Rick Astley...
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Soviet Union National Anthem.
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Go through the archive's, You'll find we already have one.
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Cocaine is one hell of a drug. Or should I say weed?
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Hash Mouth- Weed Star
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Edited by Krispy Kreme Il: 7/20/2017 3:21:24 PMsomeone remix this into a song