I have a boring job thats complete garbage, the whole city is a -blam!-ing dump, and no one wants to live here. Than one day, a new girl moves in next to me. Shes white, 10/10 gorgeous blue eyes, cutest laugh you'll ever hear. I eventually worked up the courage to talk to her. Turns out shes super intelligent, very modern, even environment focused. She has some weird name I cant spell or even try to write. I decide to show her around, I bring her to my place. It's absolute trash, but she doesn't seem to care. We end up watching a movie after a while. She wants to light up, I decide to oblige. I end up giving her some weed. Anything to get laid. She totally digs it, she takes a deep pull. I think i've found the one. After some time she gets really weird, wont respond to me. I try to do some stuff with her, no responce. Totally ignoring me, wont even play games with me. Later I find out shes leaving town. Oh hell no. I've been wanting out of this wasteland my whole life. I need to follow her. Right as her ride picks her up, I sneak in the back. Stoaway, she doesn't know. We blast off. Suddenly im flying through space. We end up on the Axiom. Im Wall-E. Theres a whole world made out out of yonkers.