Place your (figurative) bets on what Trump will tweet on Tuesday. The odds are as follows:
On any tweet having a typo or misspelling: 1:1
On Trump wishing a happy Independence day to the haters and losers: 5:1
On any tweet having an extremely significant typo or misspelling: 10:1
On Trump inaccurately interpreting or explaining the day's historical significance: 1:1
On the phrases "fake news" and "dishonest media" not appearing in any tweet: 100:1
On "Sad!" appearing in any tweet: 1:1
On Trump not tweeting at all: 1000000:1
On Trump making a jab at the UK: 15:1
(Stupendous Finn)
Place all your bets here, or come up with new ones. On Wednesday morning, we will see who won and who was a bigly loser.
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