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Edited by BraveCole: 4/20/2017 1:10:21 PM
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The Aksis Challenge Is Impossible.

[spoiler]Non-Canon.[/spoiler] "BraveCole!" Becky shouted. "Brave, what's wrong!?" BraveCole the Titan was spazzing out uncontrollably on the floor, foaming from the mouth as his limbs went nuts. "Aksisss.. C-Challenge!" He growled out. "Arggghghhhhhhhhggg!!!" "What? You've been doing it for the last seven.. Oh my god. Seven [b][i]hours!?[/i][/b] Brave, what the hell! You know that isn't good for you!" "EMPOWERED RIGHT! EMPOWERED RIGHT! NEED HELP WITH-... CAPTAAAAAAAINNNNNNNN!!!!" Becky sighed. "Now look at you. That challenge has fried your brain." BraveCole gagged. "WE NEED AN EMPOWERED LEFT! N-NO! LEFT! LEFT! WHO'S.. ERRRGHHH, HE'S RIGHT! HE'S RIGHT! W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NO ONE RIGHT!? GRAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!" Becky flew near BraveCole's head. "You poor thing. I told you to give Tower LFG a break, honey." "-blam!-! HE'S MID! MID! YES, GOOD SLAM! HAHA..WAIT.. WHERE'S THE GOD DAMN SUPERCHARGE!? -blam!-!!!" BraveCole got on all fours and began dry heaving. "Warpath.. D-Dark Drinker.. Watch out for.. SIVA swarm.. -blam!-.." He collapsed. "I guess you could say that you had your.." Becky trailed off. [b][i]"Aksis Denied."[/i][/b] BraveCole sprung back to life. "[b]I'LL -blam!-ING KILL YOU!"[/b] Edit: Holy shit guys, this is a joke, I know how to do the Aksis challenge, I have already completed it. Let's not take this post too seriously okay?

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