Place your (figurative) bets on what Trump will tweet on Tuesday. The odds are as follows:
On any tweet having a typo or misspelling: 1:1
On Trump wishing a happy Independence day to the haters and losers: 5:1
On any tweet having an extremely significant typo or misspelling: 10:1
On Trump inaccurately interpreting or explaining the day's historical significance: 1:1
On the phrases "fake news" and "dishonest media" not appearing in any tweet: 100:1
On "Sad!" appearing in any tweet: 1:1
On Trump not tweeting at all: 1000000:1
On Trump making a jab at the UK: 15:1
(Stupendous Finn)
Place all your bets here, or come up with new ones. On Wednesday morning, we will see who won and who was a bigly loser.
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Something about how Andrew Jackson would've beat the Indians if he hadn't been too busy developing his fusion reactor.
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I bumped Trumps Elbow and this happened. The video is trump trying to fix the economy. Trump is the one who drops the hydrospanner and destroys the death star. Then again it might be some silly video.
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Can't bump the Trump
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"Low iq Queen of Britain called me asking for USA back! I said no! #FAKENEWS CNN softened her flabby wrinkles! Gross (and sad)! #MAGA"