I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a disgruntled consumer and bother him and ask him for 60fps on the Xbox One X or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going [b]“4k. 4k. 4k.”[/b] and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifty copies of Destiny 2 on PS4 without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be busy and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the copies and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any exclusamasive content” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each case and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yelling "Xbox One exclusive!" really loudly.
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I think you saw Andrew House
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Now this, is shitposting
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Edited by Unforgiven: 6/20/2017 11:28:46 PMWow that is 100% hilarious. ^ I actually read this twice. But a bit contrived. I am Sony pony too, but [b]you sir are so fanboy that it hurts[/b].
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Wait he didn't yell "launch exclusive" and "upscaled 4k"?
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I actually met him here in town. It was opening day of this fancy new Microsoft store and he was here for the grand opening. I quickly talked to him. He was I very nice guy. This was 6+ years ago.
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Edited by Ghost N Things: 6/22/2017 9:49:09 AMI heard simething ltike this from internet historian
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Ah if only this were real but GameStop is a scam why would Phil go there XD
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Wow, even if this was a true story he still comes off better than Andrew House
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Nice b8 m8.
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Lol classic Phil [spoiler]Peace is a lie, there is only passion Through passion I gain strength Through strength I gain power Through power I gain victory Through victory my chains are broken[/spoiler]
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I would agree... But Phil Spencer is one of the nicest and generally good men out there.
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Would've been like "Hey Phil" shot the finger "this is for Fable Legends and Scalebound"
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The best shitpost.
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I dont get the joke. Its not being suck up fan-ism. I literally dont get it.
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lol I do like his view on console wars though. [quote] "I've said before, the one thing that I probably find a little distasteful in the discourse around games is the divisiveness that people try to build between platforms," he replied. "It becomes more about what piece of plastic I own than what games I'm playing. It becomes more about somebody else failing than the things I love succeeding. I don't think that's a good place for our industry."[/quote]
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Love this copypasta
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This killed me
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Edited by KingOfGames: 6/20/2017 9:31:41 PMThis is fake because you can't buy Destiny 2 copies yet, you can only preorder them. Still hilarious though.
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Who's Phil Spencer? Luke Smith's cousin?