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Edited by tryingtodelete:
6/22/2017 11:37:48 AM
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A joke I got from a friend. (Please don't ban me)
An American soldier is coming home from WWII. He has an apartment in France and he needs to get there. He takes train.
A woman is in the train car and her dog is in his seat.
"Ma'am may you move your dog so I may sit down?"
"No." The woman replies.
The man waits until he comes back to his seat. He asks again only to be told no once more. After another hour, the soldier comes back to the seat and opens the window.
He grabs the dog and throws it off the train.
A British man walks up to him. He says:
"You Americans are always doing things wrong. You drive on the wrong side of the road, eat with the wrong utensils in the wrong hands.... And now you've gone and thrown the wrong b!tch out the window!"
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A kid sees his grandfather smoking a cigar the kid asks. Grandpa, can I try it? The grandpa asks does your dick touch your asshole? The child replies no. The grandpa says then no you can't try it. Later the kid sees his grandpa drinking whiskey, the kid asks. Grandpa, can I have some? Once again the grandpa asks does your dick touch your asshole? The child replies again, no. The grandpa says then no you can't have some. The next day the kid is eating some cookies and the grandpa asks if he can have any. The child asks, does your dick touch your asshole? The grandpa replies, yes. The child quickly says, then go f[i]u[/i]ck yourself grandma made these for me.
