Unless it's...bacon
[spoiler]sorry[/spoiler]
*omg dude. It's kind of sad that this is top trending today. We desperately need this beta in our lives.
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Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Bacon on Mars. So let's get to taking out their bacon, one by one. Bacon Ta'aurc. From what I can bacon he commands the Bacon Dancers from an Imperial Bacon Tank outside of Bacon-con. He's well baconed, but with the bacon bacon, we can bacon bacon those bacons, bacon this bacon out, and bacon bacon bacon bacon Freebacon.