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6/17/2017 4:45:43 PM
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I made a CV for the Taken King...what do you guys think?
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What all did you use to make it?
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3 Replies[i]Pushes my pen across the desk to Oryx.[/i] Alright, sell me this pen.
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Funny [spoiler]Oryx misspelled "utensils" though[/spoiler]
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@hivemail hahahahahahahahahahahaha get outta here
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3 RepliesThis is brilliant! haha [spoiler]...but i dont get the postcode joke... :|[/spoiler]
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I remember Hadium-Os
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15 RepliesI'm going to apply for fast food jobs with Destiny resumes and see if I can get any calls back. Not joking.
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Do one for Taniks, and make sure he has no house.
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2 Replies[Gender] "... Prefer not to say"
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1 ReplyTop questions during interview... Do you know which direction counter clockwise is? Are you in the front of the room or the back?
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3 RepliesHe's good at Microsoft word?
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"TOM 50CF" clever.... very clever....
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Microsoft word 😂😂😂😂😂
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1 Replyhivemail.sa.com :) I want a @hivemail.com mail address now.
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Brilliant!
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"Hot single guardians looking for company from the same tower!"
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I see what you did there with his zip code.
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1 ReplyWhere can I hire him?
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2 RepliesBut can you make a pivot table? That is the true skill you have yet to show. ~[i]TheGreatNike[/i]
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Edited by IcedOutAbz: 6/18/2017 11:34:22 AMBrilliant Brilliant Brilliant edit: Now I have profound respect for oryx after learning Microsoft word lol
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I like how microsoft word is in there too lol
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Lol good shit my dude
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Edited by Trill_0012: 6/18/2017 8:42:53 AMReading this I knew saw him from somewhere!!! I saw that oryx on NotYetTaken.com!!! He or she was in my area!!! Inboxed me saying "I've taken.....many out on.....dates?(N planets) and I'd love nothing more than to......take you out. Ithat is if you are already.....Taken [i]devil emoji[/i]" Needless to say alerted the authorities of the tower... [spoiler]as soon as the 5th date was over....[/spoiler] [spoiler]I was like ".....lets see where this goes"[/spoiler]
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Glad you took the time to write this, really made me laugh! 😂
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6 RepliesEdited by Seldser: 6/18/2017 5:15:09 AMYou know that you are now obligated to send that to real companies and post their responses, right?
