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6/17/2017 2:59:39 PM
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If you woke up as the opposite gender......
What's the first thing you do?
I'd probably.....feel...my clea....
[spoiler]vage.[/spoiler]
[spoiler][b]Erased....from.....existence...[/b][/spoiler]
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And I would never go on a date again
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Take of all the clothes when I get home and start sucking on the boobs!
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Depends, am I still fat?
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reap the rewards of false Sexual Harassment claims.
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Touch the boobies
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Exercise my brand new double standards
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Get up to go pee, pull down the front of my shorts, reach for the hose, when noticing I can't find it, look down, in horrified shock shout, "WHEEEEERRRRE'S MYYYYYYY D-----------?!?!?!?!?!?!"
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2 RepliesHold an immediate funeral for my penis.
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I would first take pics for later lol, than you know touch the new shit, than go see how much money I could make lol
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Get creampied
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Take pics for later
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Finger blast myself all day
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5 RepliesMasturbate furiously.
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1 Reply[quote]opposite gender[/quote] Gender is a spectrum, cis scum! How dare you exclude the non-binary identifying individuals!
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6 RepliesProbably wake up terrified. Walk around and enjoy it once I know what's going on. Masturbate (why miss the opportunity?) Take some NSFW photos of myself Try to work in some same-sex intercourse. Then when I really start to miss the sex I was at birth, switch back by getting a sex-change operation - showing a picture of my original self to the surgeon. [spoiler]Copy of a response I made on my alt on a similar thread a while ago, edited to make more sense for this thread's rules.[/spoiler] [spoiler]pls no ban[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWell apparently people do this everyday.. And even multiple times a day throughout the day. Apparently,,
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1 ReplyWould I still be ugly?
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4 Repliesgender is mental.
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[b][i][u]Scream.[/u][/i][/b]
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [spoiler]I made a thread like this once we all know what everyone would do[/spoiler]
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Play with my new boobs for a minute and then be sad that I have to buy a whole new wardrobe.
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1 ReplyFind the nearest phallic object, after feeling around a bit.
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I gotta admit I'd probably freak out then try to see if people really did treat me different as a male.
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3 RepliesI'd get the man flu and die because there wasn't a woman around to take care of me.
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13 RepliesThis is one of the best questions to ask stupid people. They always have ridiculous answers, mostly to do with fondling themselves. See the thing is though, if you suddenly changed gender (Via magic I suppose), your hormones would be completely different. So guys, you'd be attracted to men, and you'd probably spend most of the day trying to deal with actually having emotions for a change.
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Be the biggest whore ever.
