>2:00 A.M. >Hear a crash from downstairs. >It's time. >Don my goat skull helmet and grab my Wormwood. >Floof down the stairs because no evade. >Two guys are trying to steal my god rolls that I will probably use someday. >One of them tries to knife me. It doesn't register. >praisebungo.jpg >As the other runs away, I throw a fusion grenade at the attempted stabber thus demonstrating my superior skills. >Running out the door I see that the other burglar is about half way down the street. >Out-play him by meleeing him from my doorstep. >Call the police and teabag the robbers until they arrive.