Have you ever eaten an eat, it's not an easy eat. To eat an eat is a commendable eat, but don't worry I will show you how how to eat an eat with these simple steps
1. Pick up eat
2. Intercourse with eat
This will make the eat more comfortable around you and trust you
3. Wait
Make sure eat's trust is solidified
4. Break the trust and betray the eat by eating it
By having the eat vulnerable, it will never question it's going into your mouth until it's too late
Warning
Eats are very sensitive creatures, and do not take lightly to mistrust and betrayal, side affects of eating eats will include:
• Death
• Death by eat family
• Eat chest-bursting out of you in a means to say "I'm not done yet"
• Eats finding out and sending you to sacrifice
So if your with your bros and feeling edgy like the cool kids, then go ahead and try eating an eat
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