I am so sorry to everyone I have matched against this Iron Banner (particularly the red Titan on Rusted Lands). It is the first time I have received hate messages through Xbox Live. But, I picked up way more crests than I normally do! [spoiler]I am not really sorry. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler] [spoiler]PEREGRINE GREAAAAAAAAVES! What if everything you ever wanted... WAS TO KICK SH*T IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!! PUT THESE SWEET-ASS LEGS ON YOUR TITAN AND YOU WILL F***ING DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES. THEY ARE GEMS. YOU WILL LOOK GLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADY WHILE YOU KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE! YOUR LEGS ARE BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THE STRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE ZERO F***S ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET JUMP KICKS! YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE AND THAT CHILD WILL F***ING EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE! YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! YOU WILL TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE AND YOU WILL MASSACRE PEOPLE! YOU WILL F*** THEM UP! YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS! DENIED! GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE F*** OUT OF HERE! YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS AND CAUSE THEM TO WEEP RADIANT TEARS! YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS...CAREFULLY.... YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES, DIVING INTO THEIR NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AS SHIT AND MURDERING THEM WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS! IT IS YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO FU*** THAT GU---wait, sh*t...THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU GODDAMMIT WHY THE F*** DID YOU DO THAT!? YOU WILL RUIN YOUR K/D LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUND OF INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOU KNOCK A BLADEDANCER THE F*** OUT BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM! EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED AS YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S STUPID GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED AND HIS FAMILY FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TO TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF TEXAAAAAAS! PEREGRINE GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES! SIT DOWN WITH THAT RACOON CLOAK! SIT DOWN WITH THAT GOAT LOOKING ASS! SIT DOWN WITH THAT BLUE BUTTERKNIFE! SIT DOWN WITH THOSE PIGEON WINGS! PEREGRINE GREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVES! GET OUT OF HERE WITH THAT MATADOR! GO DIE IN A HOLE WITH THAT WORMWOOD! PEREGRINE GREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVES! PUT DOWN THAT LITTLE HAMMER, SUNBREAKER! GO CHOKE ON YOUR GOLDEN GUN, GUNSLINGER! TEXAAAAAAAAAS! PEREGRINE GREAAAAAAAAAAAVES! GO SHOVE THAT FUSION GRENADE UP YOUR ARSE! PEREGRINE GREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVES!!!!!!!!!!!!![/spoiler]