Obviously I dont have a picture of it. Not like I was gonna stop mid motorway to take a pic but at first I thought it was rubbish until I got closer and its guts were out. I tried calling the police but I forgot they dont do anything about dead squirrels. So I tried wildlife protection and they said they only protect live animals, so what do?
[spoiler]I ran it over [/spoiler]
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Make like the camp fire song and make road kill stew.
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Pressure washer
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Looks like you're having squirrel stew for supper..
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Put it on your neighbors porch, and light it on fire.
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Cook it with spices.
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Prepare for a squirrel to invade your dreams and -blam!- you?
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Bury it with respect.
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Scoop it up and feed it to the cat
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You know i think squirrel is banned
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Take it home and[spoiler]cook it and eat it[/spoiler]
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Fry it up with some onions.
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Why didn't you call the police? You obviously stumbled upon a hit-and-run murder victim.
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Edited by Cross is Flash: 6/5/2017 9:51:13 PMSend it to MildSquirrel to make him spicy with rage.
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Eat it
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