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6/5/2017 1:28:26 AM
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If you could check out your own life statistics...
If you could check out your own life statistics, what's one thing you'd want to know?
Example: I'd want to know how many miles of brats/hot dogs I've eaten.
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I would say my KD, but I know it's 1/0 Either how many buckets of semen my rod has vomited over the years, or how many times I've said "Fuçkin".
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3 RepliesHow many times I was right and wrong How many times I have said the F or N word. (didn't say any of them so fyt me) How many girls that I would be attracted to, would be attracted to me. How many piunds of food Ive eaten. Boy there is a ton and I can't say anymore. Gotta go, lol.
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I'd want to know how many times I've gotten pi$$ed off at old people driving Buicks.
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1 ReplyEdited by bossdonut: 6/7/2017 3:23:54 AMESPN is already drafting their cease and desist letter contesting your useless stats. That being said, pounds of vegetables eaten (or kilograms for our communist friends)
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My K/D
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Amount of miles traveled within my house.
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I want to see a line graph of my overall happiness and watch it plummet at certain life events
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3 RepliesHow many females have had the hots for me
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3 RepliesNumber of girls hitting on me/checking me out that I was oblivious to.
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1 ReplyThe number of women I've had, it's not great number but I've been with 6 and still goin
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Honestly it might be the number of middle names I've asked for. Because it's been a -blam!-ing lot.
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16 RepliesHow many jew jokes I've made[spoiler]probably about 6 million [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyHow many faps Longest fap Quickest fap Most satisfying fap Interupted faps
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I'd probably have a heart attack.
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1 ReplyNumber of farts
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Amount of poop i have deposited
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2 Replies[quote] Example: I'd want to know how many miles of brats I've eaten.[/quote] just sounds wrong[spoiler]statistic brought to you by jarred from subway [/spoiler]
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How much time I've spent in Character creation versus the amount of time spent playing the games that include that feature. How many times have I blinked. How many times has a woman flirted with me and I was oblivious. How far I have traveled by foot. How many times have I almost died. (I can only think of 3)
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3 RepliesThe amount of potatoes I've consumed actually wait no....nevermind
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Total number of missed opportunities? The thought that it'd probably be a colossal number is terrifying.
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Miles run? [spoiler]Probably ran more miles for basketball coaches than my entire life.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI want to know how many baseball or softball games I have played. I suspect I'm coming up on 1000 softball games, after doing some rough math. But I played baseball from tee-ball through some high school ball.
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Number of times I've failed a conversation QTE, irl
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How many gigantic opportunities I've missed out on because I: was either not looking, was looking and decided it wouldn't be good, figured I'd make everyone mad if I did, was distracted by something else, was too busy to consider it, forgot it after five seconds, etc. Whether it was for a job, a girl, a whole slab of brisket, etc. Either that, or my total medical history. How many times have I gotten allergies? How many damned nosebleeds? Any vitamin deficiencies or overdoses at any time? I was a bone marrow donor once--did that affect my body or skeleton in any ways? What's the cause of the sudden chest pain that I infrequently get which always lasts a fraction of a second? Have I had any aneurysms? Tumors? Awful things that I've lived through only by the grace of God? Maybe there's somebody whose immune system can successfully eradicate cancer cells, but they never know their whole life because they never go to a doctor to check for cancer?
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Funniest joke. How much time I've spent yawning. How much time I've spent deciding what to watch/play compared to the time I've spent actually playing/watching them. Number of secret paedophiles I've met. Fastest running speed. Weirdest thought someone else has had about me.
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Edited by Maroc-Dragon: 6/5/2017 9:28:52 PMHow many people from my past miss me or think of me Edit: same as space cowboy, how many times was I flirted with and I missed it lol
