[obligatory, "are people still playing this game?" comment]
["I haven't played this game for a while and I just wanted to read peoples' complaints, and comment ironically on a clever post, ironically.]
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["Cursory examination of your stats reveals that you played today" rebuttal.]
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[pretentiously pointing out the use of "your" vs "you're" because it's an incredibly difficult differentiation to understand (and you used it correctly)]
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[Aloofly responds (nose in air), "I hope I don't loose . . . er, lose the ability to make that distinction".]
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[(feeling satisfied knowing I put someone else down while I built myself up to sound smart) I proceed to write a capitalized "GR" followed by the number "8" followed by the letter "B" followed by another "8" followed by the letter "M" followed by yet another "8"]
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[Hurts arm patting self on back. Guardian down.]
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[rushes over to assist. Instead I repeatedly kneel over your lifeless body]
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[This tea taste funny.]
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[obligatory universally childish and poorly spelled proclamation for everything: "GIT GUD"]
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[No reply - too busy gitting gud]
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[empty threat to mute you because I secretly WANT this to go on forever]
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[Ignored, not muted. Gotta get this back in first place on the trending list.]
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[lack of a clever response means that I win because to me this is a competition...either that or you have more important things to do]
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[retorts with clever wit or at least half of it.]
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[insult presuming you live in your parents' basement as a troll (as I scower other guardians' posts and continue to berate them similarly)]
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[Breathes through mouth, wipes Cheetos dust off fingers on 4XL t-shirt, swills Mt Dew, and hurls insult regarding heritage.]
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[clever-worded comment about collecting massive amounts of salt via a container of my choosing]
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[Generic comeback about being both the salt mine and a salt miner.]
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Edited by BeStee Boy: 6/1/2017 11:27:47 AM[retort presuming you must be between the age of 8-12]
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[Recycles previous insult regarding lineage, mix in references to grimoire, K/D, and ELO (note: ELO is not Electric Light Orchestra and K/D is not referring to Kevin Durant).]
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[(realizing that anyone who references ELO must be like 100 years old and) remarks with a sad, "wow your old" comeback that may or may not need punctuation and a spell check]
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[^This, exactly this.]
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[(feeling empowered and fearing no Ninja interference) adds comment about your mom for added measure]
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[Ninja's are the Ralph Wiggums of the forum. Proceeds to engage in vigorous "yo momma" discussion.]