[something resembling a paragraph complaining about (weapon) and how it needs a nerf]
[sentence-like thing insulting bungie]
[complaint about Destiny 2]
[spoiler]The luckiest seven you will ever meet[/spoiler]
Edit: [false claim that this post was bait]
[calls everyone an idiot]
Edit 2: [says thank you for trending while also insulting bungie again]
Edit 3: [says thank you for all the likes and replies while also crying about people using swords in strikes]
English
#TheLuckySeven
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[Ninja's fanboyish comments about how something Destiny related is great] (drawing a couple of "shut off" messages) [Some Mentor no one heard or cares about praising that fanboyish comments] (having a +1 from the aforementioned Ninja) [Cosmo/Cozmo/DeeJ's "work in progress" message, containing zero information about what kind of work is being done, who does it and whether it would be completed any year soon] (expect a "working as intended" postscriptum some months later) ["Investigating an issue" Bungie Help desk account's post, stating the obvious (i.e. nothing works properly)] (being moved into 'Help" section some time later where it will rot together with other thousands of "it doesn't work at all" threads)
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[random k/d insult] [complaint about OP complaining] [dreamy eyed praise over some weird streamer who's trying to gather disciples through world domination of digital War with space magic] [said streamer starts every ritual with "hheeyyy yoouuu guuyyyssss! it's (insert random overconfident gamertag)] [umm... yeah😬]
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[Day one player here....] Trumped by... [Beta player here....] Trumped by.... [Alpha player here....] Trumped by.... [My dad owns Bungie...]
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[Makes sarcastic coment that nobody gets] [Proceeds to get heckled by an idiot]
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[icebreaker complaint]
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[dumb shit signature on every post]
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Edited by Serfius312: 5/31/2017 9:02:54 AM[-REDACTED- arrives in your post because it is -REDACTED-'s right to do so]. [spoiler]I have said too much.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Astrachalasia: 5/31/2017 11:44:01 AM[posts comment that has nothing to do with anything] [spoiler][uses dumbass personal catchphrase, and so it is revealed that the only reason I posted was so everyone can see my dumbass personal catchphrase][/spoiler]
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Edited by Ken_Malibu: 5/31/2017 7:10:45 AM[complain about D2 30 FPS and P2P while pretending you're a PC gamer who's also a network engineer] [complain about grimoire being removed from D2 after spending years complaining that it was a terrible story telling medium. Pretend like all lore is to be removed.] [complain about D2 without having played it, say you will not be playing it, no matter what. Bungie lost a customer for sure. Even though you actually preordered the day of the trailer.]
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[Calls guy a noob for having 500 grimoire. Says it's and alt account. I have a view of those. 7. None of them that nooby. Replies to 500 grim guy with git rekt]
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[Xylar reference]
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Oh im afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational, when your friends arrive.
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[copy-pastes post and adds: ^this]
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[points out grammar error for ego stroke]
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[Obligatory Nerf Fusion Rifles comment]
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I made a satire post not too long a go
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[something Fusion Rifles]
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Edited by Psyggie: 5/31/2017 9:05:45 AM[Whines about getting slaughtered in crucible] [List of reasons why he dies] [Replies to the dick who points out his negative kd with random insult]
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[likes post from forum topic overview based on title only, without reading]
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Nice. [spoiler]The luckiest Squidguy you will ever meet.[/spoiler]
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[you play differently to me, or play with a different class, or use a different weapon to me, therefore you are a scrub and killing this game]
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Edited by Colossus: 5/31/2017 8:21:52 AM[Uses platform to agree, *insert new game title* on how it will kill Destiny 2, months before release] [Second paragraph affirming previous statement, repeating personal opinion as statement of fact] [Obligatory edit, pointing out the replies beneath me as inferior]
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[changes title of post to further insult bungie and try to make self look better]
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Edited by GreyLightning: 5/31/2017 8:05:02 AM[100 replies from another thread appended to this one]