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Edited by Esko: 5/30/2017 4:09:43 PM
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I need help with a girl

There's this girl I like in this class I do an I wanna -blam!- her but I'm too much of a big puss to actually talk to her. How do I grow some balls, #Offtopic?

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  • so u want to grow some balls huh? well, first off, how big of a bulge r u looking for? do u have a preference for symmetry or kinda favor one side over the other? do u mind pumping twice a day? it gets the edema fluid circulating twice as much in the sack, but u need the right size jar (Jif, Skippy, helps with ease). whats the background on ur crush? do u kno, at all, if she finds bulges enticing or does she go more for pecs or abs? cant help u without further context. when i was in hs, we wore loose & baggy denims, but kids these days rock the tight skinnies..r u a hipster? maybe ur balls r choked out too much (without pumping)..straining them over time can imaginably cause damage, which, obviously, is self-defeating. do they hurt u when u stretch ur legs out in class, instead of bulging naturally on their own? thats the second step - provide ample room for ur balls to flex on their own merit, then work ur way up towards placement..ideally, ur balls land where u want them on the first attempt (hands-free). im sure a simple Google search can help u get started.

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