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5/30/2017 1:09:39 AM
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Donald Trump is a puppet of very powerful people.
I mean, come on, it's so obvious. You think a guy like that could become president without someone else pulling the strings? No. He's obviously in somebody's pocket, even if he doesn't know it. But who? Who benefits most from a Trump presidency? You might say Russia, or neo-n@zis, or the Mexican ladder industry, or manufacturers of children's gloves. You would be wrong. I'll tell you who has the most to gain. I'll give you their names. Baldwin. Colbert. Oliver. Noah. Bee. I submit to you, the internet, that Trump was put into office by, and for the benefit of, tv comedians.
Think about it. Many have attributed Trump's victory to his disproportionate amount of media coverage. And who was always, always, talking about Trump, mocking his tiny hands, his hair, his orange face? That's right. The comedians.
What's more, last week during a mock intervention regarding Trump's Twitter habits, here is what Colbert had to say about their effects on him:
[quote]My ratings are up.[/quote]
Furthermore, during his segment [i]Big Furry Hat[/i], Colbert regularly boasts about the enormous amount of power he wields. He clearly thinks of himself as someone with significant influence on the American political system. These humorous decrees he makes while enhatted are clearly only hints at his true lust for power.
And Colbert is only one of many conspirators. Think about it. Why write jokes about a president when you can choose one who does it for you? Trump is clearly being controlled by his greatest enemy: people who not only pay attention to things that he says and does, but also voice opinions about those statements and actions.
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Except that Colbert stopped being funny when he left The Colbert Report and Noah was never funny.
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1 ReplyIs this serious?
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Edited by Commander Tempu: 6/1/2017 7:48:21 AMBush Jr was the worst. He did not read half of what he signed. His guilty continence made him admit he did it also.
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It all makes sense now
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1 ReplyWhy is this downvoted? Can people not even take a joke?
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Expected a Sesame Street joke... leaves without reading. ~ Making America Great Again ~
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I like Oreos and grape soda.
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My Trump character in fallout 4 is level 50 and he isn't anyone's puppet according to his explosive combat shotgun named "2nd Amendment Rights".
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Please do not think that any president does not owe favors. They all do as far back as 1776.
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And you're one of a very powerful government. [spoiler]How the tables have turned... [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWell the people pulling the strings are making him look like an idiot
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3 RepliesSo is everyone who's gotten anywhere in politics or gotten famous recounting politics.
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6 RepliesEdited by Scoose_McGoose: 5/30/2017 6:00:51 PMHow would that make Trump a puppet to them? It's the other way around if their ratings are up.
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Light night guys like colbert are puppetts, everytime he opens his mouth i can see someones hand. But sheep need shaperds..
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Excellent 💩post
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2 RepliesDonald Trump is level 84, seeing how the people you just mentioned have beaten2 gyms max Trump won't listen to them.
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4 RepliesTrump is literally Satan himself.
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Donald trump is a fat Jeremy Kyle
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If you don't think any president in recent history hasn't been a puppet to some big business, then you're just fooling yourself. Big business runs this country.
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Fix title to: Donald trump is a puppet of very very powerful people.
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I mean... probably.
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Edited by Dang lmao: 5/30/2017 6:58:47 AMReminds me of Trump.
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5 RepliesUgh... bad, kid. Bad completely . Your meme, I mean. It's bad. A terrible first attempt. It's plenty stank... I can tell it's got no thought behind it... no quotable material... But memeing is all Rick Rolls and pepes, kid. You're not skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a #OffTopic political? To join those esteemed douchey ranks? To call yourself a member of #OffTopic? Political posting takes no talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes a lack of heart. The world-class douches - I mean the big guys, like me and me- they're out there on their couch, burning the everyday CNN-oil, working tiredly to political post that next ignored political post. And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that post works. Someone downvotes it, or says it's librul/consurvatuve or ignores it as they cut/paste the latest CNN article dreamt up by those sorry excuses for political posters over at #Offtopic. The Política Post Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :). It's a rough business, and for every political post you craft in your copy/paste clipboard, some adult at CNN has a political post or some political opinion that different Sage-wannabes will build a million different replicas to. Chin down, kid. Get all mopey on me. You've got no skill. You've got no talent. You just need to stop your drive. See you never...
