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Edited by MldSqrrl: 5/23/2017 12:56:42 AM
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I have no regrets

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  • [quote]I have no regrets[/quote] I love you [quote]the German-est seven you will ever meet[/quote]

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  • Beautiful. Well done, friend.

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  • Sounds like a 16 y/o trying to deepen his voice to make him seem older. Interesting experiment.

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    • You sound 17 but would most likely be an eccentric memer to play Siege with. You Aussie boi you

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    • Life is precious, and suicide is a serious issue to be handled by licensed professionals. Bungie employees and forum moderators are not trained to handle those in a suicidal crisis; please call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1-800-273-TALK (8255). You may also wish to contact any of the following crisis prevention resources: US: www.suicidepreventionlifeline.org www.spanusa.org UK: http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Suicide/Pages/Getting-help.aspx Canada: http://suicideprevention.ca/thinking-about-suicide/find-a-crisis-centre/ International Directory: http://www.suicide.org/international-suicide-hotlines.html Military Crisis Line: Active duty, Guard and reserve service members, their families and friends stateside and in Europe have 24/7 access to the Military Crisis Line at no cost. For crisis support, those in the U.S. call 800-273-8255, then press 1. Callers in Europe dial 00800-1273-8255 or DSN 118. The toll-free service in Europe may not be available through all carriers or in all countries. Military One Source Toll Free Number: 800-342-9647 Military One Source Crisis Prevention: http://m.militaryonesource.mil/crisis-prevention everyone bump this so we have a new suicide thing to post on the forum

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      • Wait... I've played with you before. Do you have an Xbox account called "awesome ashy"?

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        • Your voice is deeper than I expected, to be honest.

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          • Well done mild, well done indeed.

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          • I love your accent haha.

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          • I know that we disagree on things but I love you for this. :)

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          • Edited by Dabomb555KD35: 5/22/2017 9:21:45 PM
            I hecking swear to gosh, Im so tired of this HARASISMENT and CYBRBULLYING against me. Like, holy FRICKING FREAK, I just want to be a cool kid. First point of all? I am not a boy, Im bi and I can be whatever I am so like umm try again HECKIE111!!! Second of an, my favorites country is Japam. I apologize for bad england but I am JAPANESE ANS NOT AMERCAN!!1 So you flippiny poopyfaces better get that heck out of my Facebook or Ill REPORT YOU ON XBOX LIFESTYLE!!!!1111! Thats right, you crazy momkeyheads!! p,.s. fo anyone's who is smart add me on xbox gt: momhecker429 and pleas be friggin nice or Ill file complaint. As to the freaking haters, HECK YOU. BECAUS I AM NOT OKAY WIH BULLYING BECASUE OF MY SWISHING ORIENTATION. goodnye. whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es

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            • Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material... But memeing isn't all Rick Rolls and pepes, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a #OffTopic memester? To join those esteemed shitposter ranks? To call yourself a member of #OffTopic? Shitposting takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class shitposters - I mean the big guys, like timmys4threich and God - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to shitpost that next top-shelf meme. And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that meme fails. Someone downvotes it, or says it's "2edgy4me," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at #Destiny. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in MS paint, some dumbass at #OffTopic has a shit meme or some shit that a million different Stonebrixx-wannabes will build a million different replicas to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive. See you on the boards...

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            • Didden yousa ever hearen deesa tragedy of Darth Plagoos "da wisen?" Meese diden thinken so. Isa not a legend da bombad jedi would be telling yousa. Isa sith legend Darth Plagoos was a dark lord of da sith, so powerful and so kawazy dat heesa influencen da midichlorians to be creating life. Heesa had such a knowledge of da darker side dat heesa could eben keep da ones heesa cared about from going baboom Da darker side isa pathway to many abilities some be thinken are big doodoo Heesa becomin' so powerful, da only thing heesa scared of was losin' heesa power, which, eventually, of course, heesa did unfortunately, heesa be teaching heesa apprentice eberything heesa knew, den heesa apprentice made heesa go baboom in heesa sleep itsa ironic. Heesa could be saving others from death, but not heesa

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              • in between the lines there's a lot of obscurity I'm not inclined to resign to maturity if it's all right, then you're all wrong then why bounce around to the same damn song you'd rather run when you can't crawl I know, you know, that I'm not telling the truth I know, you know, they just don't have any proof twist of deception, learn how to bend, your worst inhibitions and psych you out in the end [spoiler]bump for Pluto [/spoiler]

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                • Edited by Skelos Badlands: 5/23/2017 10:36:00 PM
                  Removed because I'm scared

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                  • Can anyone have an honest debate about the inconsistencies of the Holocaust, instead of just calling me an anti-semite or reporting me? These are all very valid points that are hard to ignore. Even the Auschwitz memorial itself disproves the 6 million number. But yet it's illegal in 23 different nations to deny the Holocaust. The truth fears no investigation. The 6 million number has been repeated [url=http://balder.org/judea/Six-Million-140-Occurrences-Of-The-Word-Holocaust-And-The-Number-6,000,000-Before-The-Nuremberg-Trials-Began.php]over a hundred times[/url] in Jewish media ever since the Zionism ideology was relevant. [url=https://youtu.be/WIBPdd9rvAQ]This video[/url] (fast forward to 16:00) also shows the Auschwitz gas chamber's wooden door, the big open doorway leading to the crematorium, the obvious markings on the ground indicating it was once many rooms, and no blue staining on the walls that Zyklon B causes. [url=http://fotos.fotoflexer.com/dac0584fe3c3f4e0b72801d4889e40e7.jpg]This image[/url] clearly shows the chimney-less building in 1945, while [url=https://www.scrapbookpages.com/AuschwitzScrapbook/2005Photos/GasChamberChimney.jpg]this image[/url] clearly shows the "chimney" is not even attached to anything. And [url=http://vho.org/GB/Books/dth/Image19.jpg]this aerial photo[/url] of Auschwitz clearly shows the deliberate, but poorly executed alteration of these aerial photos. Particularly on the four hatches on the building attached to Krema III (another alleged gas chamber) which shows inconsistent shading, as their angle varies from everything else as well unrealistically long shading, since they are only a foot or so tall.

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                    • Edited by lnnocent PeopIe: 5/22/2017 4:53:52 PM
                      This is going to be quite a long wall with quite a few important points, so if you want the quick version that lacks some of the points, you can scroll on down to the tl;dr section. Anyway, onto the story. I was just playing Destiny and this guy just showed up out of nowhere. Nowhere is a weird word now that I think about it. Is it "No where" or "Now here"? Anyway on with the story... I was just playing around in the patrols and this level four show up. While I'm on the topic of patrols, let me cut away for a second. Does anybody else think patrols are boring? You only really go there for bounties or to try out weapons. Even with sparrows, it takes a while just to get from place to place. The chests don't really give out much, either. Sure, they occasionally give out strange coins, but who really uses them anymore? I guess patrols are a nice place to hang out, but otherwise it's quite boring. Anyway, back to the story... The level four starts doing everything he can to get my attention, and it's kinda hard to actually get my attention. By the way, if you really want to get my attention, you gotta put on one of the flaming Halloween masks and wear the Chatterwhite shader. I remember when I got the Chatterwhite shader in Year 1; killing Atheon for the fourth time and the amazement on my face. I prefer the Flaming Skull mask from the first Festival of the Lost. It makes noises and stuff. Oh, right! The story! So, this guy is jumping around, punching me, dancing, all the other things people do... He also got on his sparrow and started honking his horn. That part reminded me of the sparrow races. I spent a while searching for the most irritating horn I could. I finally found it: The Bell Horn. I went through a race spamming the horn at every point I could. When the race was over, I had a minor headache. One guy in the race sent me a message saying something like, "Your mom should've disowned you," or something like that. Anyway, the level four is using the clown horn and I finally turn towards him and wave. He gets off his sparrow and waves back. I send him a message saying I'm going to go ahead and get off Destiny and he says bye or something. I go to orbit and inspect his player on this site and to my surprise, he's using the Khvostov! I was like, "Wow! People still use that!" And then I was like, "Of course they do, stupid. He doesn't have many weapon choices at his level. He's only level four." So then I had an ongoing argument with myself about how stupid I am and finally decided to punch myself to let me know whose boss. I quieted down after that. Of course, I couldn't leave witnesses, so I cut up my body into pieces and hid it in my freezer. Nobody can know that I did away with myself simply because I lost an argument to myself. Nobody shall ever know. Anyway, I think auto rifles are overpowered because they do damage and, by Destiny Law, anything that does damage is overpowered, which reminds me... Why was Universal Remote suddenly OP one day? Nothing changed with it, it just suddenly happened. Just goes to show the Destiny community sucks. [b]Too Long; Didn't Read[/b] [spoiler]I was just playing Destiny and this guy just showed up out of nowhere. Nowhere is a weird word now that I think about it. Is it "No where" or "Now here"? Anyway on with the story... I was just playing around in the patrols and this level four show up. While I'm on the topic of patrols, let me cut away for a second. Does anybody else think patrols are boring? You only really go there for bounties or to try out weapons. Even with sparrows, it takes a while just to get from place to place. The chests don't really give out much, either. Sure, they occasionally give out strange coins, but who really uses them anymore? I guess patrols are a nice place to hang out, but otherwise it's quite boring. Anyway, back to the story... The level four starts doing everything he can to get my attention, and it's kinda hard to actually get my attention. By the way, if you really want to get my attention, you gotta put on one of the flaming Halloween masks and wear the Chatterwhite shader. I remember when I got the Chatterwhite shader in Year 1; killing Atheon for the fourth time and the amazement on my face. I prefer the Flaming Skull mask from the first Festival of the Lost. It makes noises and stuff. Oh, right! The story! So, this guy is jumping around, punching me, dancing, all the other things people do... He also got on his sparrow and started honking his horn. That part reminded me of the sparrow races. I spent a while searching for the most irritating horn I could. I finally found it: The Bell Horn. I went through a race spamming the horn at every point I could. When the race was over, I had a minor headache. One guy in the race sent me a message saying something like, "Your mom should've disowned you," or something like that. Anyway, the level four is using the clown horn and I finally turn towards him and wave. He gets off his sparrow and waves back. I send him a message saying I'm going to go ahead and get off Destiny and he says bye or something. I go to orbit and inspect his player on this site and to my surprise, he's using the Khvostov! I was like, "Wow! People still use that!" And then I was like, "Of course they do, stupid. He doesn't have many weapon choices at his level. He's only level four." So then I had an ongoing argument with myself about how stupid I am and finally decided to punch myself to let me know whose boss. I quieted down after that. Of course, I couldn't leave witnesses, so I cut up my body into pieces and hid it in my freezer. Nobody can know that I did away with myself simply because I lost an argument to myself. Nobody shall ever know. Anyway, I think auto rifles are overpowered because they do damage and, by Destiny Law, anything that does damage is overpowered, which reminds me... Why was Universal Remote suddenly OP one day? Nothing changed with it, it just suddenly happened. Just goes to show the Destiny community sucks.[/spoiler]

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                      • Damn I thought you were older for some reason

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                        • Stop.

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                        • I feel dumb for actually being original now :/

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                        • GAME DESTINY JA DOES YEARS I DO NOT HAVE ANY HEAVY WEAPON OF THE YEAR 1 JA MAKES THE END OF CROTA AND CRYSTAL CAMERA VARIOUS AND SEVERAL TIMES AND NEVER CAME A HEAVY WEAPON, WANTED A LOT TO GJALLARHORN, MORE TO PRA DESISTI BECAUSE SHE NEVER COMES, PRISON OF THE ANCIENTS YEAR 1 I JUST DID SEVERAL TIMES ALSO AND NOW NOTHING THAT GAME TA SACANAGEM WITH MY FRIENDS JA HAVE THE HEAVY WEAPONS OF THE YEAR 1 AND I HAVE NO STILL THAT SACK BUNGIE IMPROVES TO MY REWARDS ...

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                        • HE DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!!!

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                          • "No, I don't know why all that midget porn is in my search history!"

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                            • Edited by BlackMormon: 5/23/2017 12:59:32 AM
                              Wish I had a cool accent. :(

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                            • The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. dingThe FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. dingThe FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. dingThe FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding.

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