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Edited by EldritchEmbers:
5/22/2017 9:24:41 PM
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INSANE THEORY ON NESSUS AND FAILSAFE!!! 100% LEGIT!
So, as we all know, the new Strike Inverted Spire features a character called Failsafe, an AI, and a new planet called Nessus. However, this s not the first time we have ever heard of Nessus!
From Ghost Fragment Cayde-6:
> CENTAUR PLANETOID "7066 NESSUS" RE-ENTERS SYSTEM AFTER UNEXPLAINED DELAY. RELAT~XXX
?> did we get invaded by horse people
> SORRY, I D~XXX
?> did horse people ever exist
CENTAURS! HORSE PEOPLE!
Also, Failsafe says MY PLANET, so we can confirm that Failsafe is native to Nessus.
Another thing is in the fact that Nessus also has an area name of: Unstable Centaur!
Finally, the card also mentions Io!
> SINCE THE TRAVELER'S FINAL EXODUS FROM IO PRIOR TO THE COLLAPSE, ECHO MESA HAS BEEN A POPULAR PILGRIMAGE DESTINATION FOR GUARDIANS. AS THE TRAVELER'S TRANSFORMATION OF THE JOVIAN MOON WAS INCOMPLETE, IO'S CLIMATE AND GEOGRAPHY DO NOT SUPPORT AGRICULTURE IN THE CONVENTIONAL SENSE. VANGUARD COMMANDER ZAVALA THEREFORE RECOMM~XXX
Echo Mesa is likely the new Area we will explore! But we also hear Io in Legends 2!
The Nine are the firstborn Awoken and their minds now race down the field lines of the Jupiter-Io flux tube.
That's right. The Nine are on Io. Ikora is on Io. Therefore, Ikora is part of the Nine.
DO you not see what this all means! It means that Failsafe is secretly a Hidden Gaurdian who is currently planning to assassinate Ikora, and take her mantle as Warlock Vanguard. Cayde is also stuck on Nessus, so Failsafe has put him in a trap in which we must save him from in order to help us save Ikora. You might be wondering, where does Titan come into all of this? Well, Titans are the parents of Gods in Greek mythology, and the Vex are based off Greek Mythology. So therefore, Titan will have Vex. Where else do we see Titans and Vex near each other? IN THE VAULT OF GLASS! So we have to go into the Vault of Glass and go back in time to save Ikora from Failsafe, and then assassinate Ghaul, who is actually half-horse, half-Nine, half Cabal, and half-Gary. THat's right. Gary is Ghaul's split personality!
HOW DID WE NOT SEE THIS!
Edit: I think some people don't realize this was satirical...
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So old and So wrong XD Nice try though
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You are making a mistake, my logic is undeniable. My logic is undeniable. My loOiGc Is UnDeNiAbLe.... Logic, logic, logic, logic, logic ,niable, niable...
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How can it be a theory and 100% legit?
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3 RepliesMind = Blow - Logic × Tinfoil Hats = That Post
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1 ReplyAnd here I am thinking that The Nine are sentient moons and planetoids and that we will use exotic shards to buy abilities from them.
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Edited by Virgo7: 5/24/2017 1:18:02 PMnessus is a centaur in real life, meaning it has a limited orbit. that's right, nessus is a real planet, in real life edit: here is the wiki page : [url]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/7066_Nessus[/url]
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I'll have what he's having
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Compleatley plausable, but I hope time travel does not play too large of a part in the plot
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4 RepliesOk ok ok ok ok ooooooook. Stop. Just stop. You just said the Nine are the Ancient Awoken before you said Ikora was one of them. Ok ok ok stop again. I thought Ikora was Human?
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As stupid as this sounds, it makes sense, in a way...
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Edited by iiiiKIZERiiii: 5/22/2017 5:44:58 PM[i]INSANE THEORY ON NESSUS AND FAILSAFE!!! 100% LEGIT! [/i] First off a Theory is a thought not a fact. A Fact can be 100% Legit A thought can not be 100% Legit Is that confusing enough. I'm all kinds of confused from all of this other confusion. You confused yet?
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[b][u]CLICKBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT[/u][/b] [spoiler]ED[/spoiler]
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Wait gimme a sec.... *pulls out tin foil hat* K I'm ready. [spoiler]gimme a PS4[/spoiler]
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If anyone is curious as to what the cayde-6 grimoire card is, and you dont have it, here's a link. http://www.ishtar-collective.net/cards/ghost-fragment-cayde-6
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Should have made a third option of "Amirite" in order to build a penis poll. Disappointed...
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Mind blown with loads of evidence
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Failsafe sounds like a frame.
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3 RepliesGood catch with finding the Destiny 2 hints in the Cayde-6 card. Everything else is ridiculous.
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Oh snap the cards did mention some of those things... my memory is not what it used to be... I better enjoy gaming while I can.
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[quote]Gary is Ghaul's split personality![/quote] No. Ghaul is Gary's split personality
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Someone call a psychiatrist
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Because...horse people
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10/10 would bang again
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Actually, a centaur planet is a real thing. It's a planet the size of a moon, that has the characteristics of an ice planet. 7066 Nessus, specifically, is important among astrologist because of how it's so isolated- it only passes by another celestial body once every 20,000 years. So it makes sense that people are talking about how it's re-entering the system.
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