Gather 'round children. Let me tell you the story of a legend.
A long time ago, in a galaxy far far way, a race we all despise came to be. The Hive. Created in the darkness of The Darkness they roamed a barren planet and killed any foreign species they came across. The Hive weren't accomplishing much. Their race, was a disgrace to The Darkness. [quote]This race is a disgrace to me - The Darkness[/quote] It had created much stronger, more loyal creatures. [quote]I have created much stronger, more loyal creatures - also The Darkness[/quote]
But one day this all changed. A hero, by the name of Paul the Thrall decided he had had enough of the Hives uselessness. He wanted his race to become legend. Gathering all the Hive, he told them of world's far away, rich in ressources and death. [quote]Our path lies within the stars[/quote] he said.
And so the Empire of the Hive began, and The Darkness was once again proud of its creation. But dark forces were gathering. A Hive, stronger than any other, was gathering his own forces. After hearing Paul the Thrall's convincing speeches, he started dreaming of power. The whole universe within his grasp. His name; was Oryx.
As the Hive began spreading across the universe, Oryx became more and more hungry for absolutele might. Having mostly worked in the shadows with his small army, he now stepped into the light and his armies grew bigger and bigger. Oryx conceived a son, Crota, with Paul the Thrall's ex-wife, [quote]The fact that Oryx -blam!-ed my ex-wife is a negative thing - Paul the Thrall[/quote] Crota went to earth's moon to prepare for his conquest, with Paul the Thrall as his slave. But Paul the Thrall would not be defeated so easily. He managed to escape Crotas prison, and fled to a place in the Cosmodrone, called: The Nar Complex. Hiding in a corner he called to the species ruling earth: The Humans. He told them all of Crotas plans, how they could defeat him. The humans had no idea it was a Thrall giving them all this information. In an ironic twist of events, a Guardian found Paul the Thrall hiding in the corner, and without giving it any thoughts, killed him. His death alerted Crotas agents, but the Guardian defeated them easily. Now, Paul the Thrall was dead. But his mission was complete. He had warned the humans of the Hive threat and they managed to defeat Crota, and later his Father too.
Paul the Thrall's spirit lives on. Watching the Guardians. Making sure they are safe. He is a Hive of forgiveness. He has no hate for the Guardians, and now that the Hive has become agents of evil, Paul the Thrall has found a new race to defend.
Remember Paul the Thrall. Remember him. He saved us all.
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I want to see Paul the thrall and Randal the vandal fight in a celebrity cage death match, anyone with stop motion claymation skills?