The theme is nature this post do make nature related jokes.
What type do of haircut do birds get?
[spoiler]A [b]buzzard[/b] cut[/spoiler]
What do Hawks do when they get in trouble
[spoiler]They [b]prey[/b][/spoiler]
What do cows use to secure a tent.
[spoiler]A [b]steak[/b][/spoiler]
Did you hear that farm animal didn't take the bet?
[spoiler]Yeah he was [b]cowed[/b] out if it[/spoiler]
Did you know ducks swear?
[spoiler]They say they got a [b]fowl[/b] mouth[/spoiler]
Did you hear the insects insulting us?
[spoiler]Yeah they said [b]mantis[/b] dumb[/spoiler]
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