If you roll up a pizza, it becomes a burrito.
If you put one pizza on top of another, base facing up, you have a burger.
Fold pizza in half and you have a taco
Fold it as many times as possible and you have a lasagna
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Simple Geometry.
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Only fat and unhealthy people eat pizza. If you were aware of the amount of sodium in pizza, you wouldn't touch another slice.
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Would you put Pineapple on Lasagna? no? Then why would you ever put it on Pizza.
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Edited by Rhynerd: 5/10/2017 7:33:04 AMFirst thing that came to mind.
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I need to ask Revan about this...
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If you buy one in South Korea it becomes garbage. The badness of South Korean pizza is legendary.
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Gotta hate the ppl that only eat cheese
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Oh and spin a pizza for a pizza
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[quote]Fold it as many times as possible and you have a lasagna[/quote] [i][b]NO NOODLE[/b][/i]
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Edited by CarneAsadaMilk: 5/8/2017 6:14:14 PMNo. If you roll a pizza, it becomes a stromboli. If you fold a pizza in half, you have a calzone. If you layer a pizza, you have a [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza_cake]pizza cake[/url] If you put on one on top of another, you're just committing to eating it faster.
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Tear the pizza to pieces, and you get a fruit rollup [spoiler]did I do it right?[/spoiler]
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Seal the ends of said pizza taco and you get a calzone.
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Put pineapple on it and it taste great
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Put pineapple on it and you have an even better creation. [spoiler]And triggered people who don't have good taste[/spoiler]
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Edited by AllanChester: 5/9/2017 7:55:37 AM[i]And they carry the most versatile pizza ever invented...[/i] [spoiler][b][u]THE PEPPERONI AXE[/u][/b][/spoiler]
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You can put pineapple and ham on pizza but it will not save you, puny mortal.
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Putting pizza in a blender is a fun and easy way to ruin perfectly good pizza.
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[spoiler]REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE[/spoiler]
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As long as it doesn't have pineapple we're fine here. [spoiler]I had to throw away a pizza and half of another one because I forgot to put it in the fridge. I'm tearing up just thinking about it r.I.p.pizza [/spoiler]
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The snack that smiles back...Pizza!
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Hmmmmmm..... Yes indeed
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If you shoot pizza out of a T-shirt cannon, it makes an interesting Rorschach pattern on the wall.
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Lasagna is spaghetti cake though
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You are no true Italian cuisine connoisseur [spoiler]kneel before Zod[/spoiler]
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Yeah, food is like that. Taco Bell only uses like six ingredients but they have a whole bunch of menu items that consist of those same ingredients. It's a -blam!-ing miracle.