Why do you do this to yourself at this rate your going to be fired and Oddish will take over your classes permanently

Love these stories cole. Dont stop because of the haters that cant realise you scroll past posts they dont want to see

You was just like Kratos from God of War

Yaaaaaaas bad ass 😎

BC

Usually I love your stories but I am on the fence on this one. On the one hand I am curious where this is going and on the other hand it is getting a bit too much slapstick-esque for me. Personal preference perhaps...bit I miss the more cynical down to earth humor of your previous work.

Hey brave, can you make him fight Sylok?

[quote]"Hey, King Arthur, my name's Regicide."[/quote] One of the greatest lines I've ever heard.

Mildly amusing but engaging. Not as good as the other stories but still great

I'd just dual-wield acolyte Hive Shredders. They fire fast for one, imagine 2 in the palm of your hand. Swords fun and all, but I'd rather be a living Terminator.

[quote]"This is going to suck so much ass." BraveCole muttered, as the doors opened in front of him. He began walking, his boots crunching on the bones and shattered armor of former contestants. "Good job, guys. You really put in some effort." He said, sarcastically. "Seriously, though. Why is all this in the hallway? Did you guys just take a few steps and die of exertion?" BraveCole then entered the arena, and Variks called out again. "[b][i]Prepare yourself, Guardiaaaannn...[/i][/b]" And in an instant, the prison doors opened up and out poured dozens of hungry, vicious thrall that immediately rushed BraveCole. "Oh shit! Thrall! Or.. Thrill? Threese? Whatever," BraveCole closed his hands into a fist, walking toward the group of Hive fodder. When he opened them back up, he was holding two smoldering fusion grenades. "Let's play hot potato, yeah?" BraveCole smirked. "Hot potato!" He chuckled, before slinging his arm and nailing a thrall in the head with a sticky. The Hive Horde didn't have time to react, and the fusion grenade exploded and turned the dark creatures into a parade of limbs and ash. On his right, was an acolyte who had his Shredder and began firing widly at the Titan. A few void blasts nailed him in the shoulder and chest, but wasn't able to break his shield. "Ouch, hey! Dude!" BraveCole, a little bit more frustrated, threw his second fusion grenade as if it were a baseball, striking the acolyte in the head. It killed him instantly, and to add insult to injury, the grenade exploded. Naturally. "Bitch," Brave mumbled. He tried catching his breath, but heard a mighty roar. "That.. That sounds like a.." Brave turned around, before screaming. "Knight!" The Knight roared again, before taking his ascendant blade and swung at Brave. Thinking solely on instincts, he dodge rolled out of the way, landing on his stomach. He turned around on his back, and to his surprise, the Knight was already over him. The hulking monster held his blade upside down with both hands, with the intent to impale BraveCole were he laid. And in a split second, the blade came down. "Woahwoahwoah- shhhiiiiiii-!!!" BraveCole said in fear, but was quick enough to dodge, rolling sideways. The Knight stuck the sword in the ground, deep, and began struggling to remove it. BraveCole got up, and saw the knight's predicament, much to his amusement. "Hehe, look. Your sword is stuck in the ground. Tell ya what, I'll give you five seconds." Brave began walking toward him as the knight looked up, trying his damndest to remove the sword. "5...4...3...2...1." At the last second, the Knight had pulled his sword up from the ground, and gave a triumphant roar. It was far too late though. "Hey, King Arthur, my name's Regicide." Brave took his right fist and sent a nasty uppercut engulfed in flames straight into the Knight's head, the force burning his hive exterior into a crisp. The sword, however, dropped to the ground. BraveCole put his hand on the handle and picked it up. "Euugh. These things are always so cold to the touch. Gives Papa Cole the shivers." He said, giving it a few test swings. "That'll do, pig. That'll do." His fight was not over though. Out from the middle, emerged a massive, bloodthirsty Ogre. It's agonizing roar shook the corridor, and to make matters even worse, a couple of Wizards came out from the grassy knoll and fired off their darkness blast. BraveCole ran as fast as he could, throwing the mighty blade over his shoulder and sliding into cover, barely making it. "Okay, two witches and an Ogre. I love you too, Variks." BraveCole sighed. "No gun.. Hmm.." BraveCole looked at the ascendant blade. "I have an idea." BraveCole then bursted out from behind cover, and sprinted toward the ogre. The wizards, utterly confused, assumed he was rushing toward suicide. Nonetheless the still shot at him anyway. BraveCole then reached the Ogre, where it roared in anger and raised it's hands to slam the ground beneath it. Brave was quicker though, and slid between the legs of the beast. He then turned around and flipped onto it's decaying back, where he wasted no time and drove the sword deep into the back of it's neck area. The Ogre, not dead, screamed in pain and tried desperately to shake the guardian off of him. "Woah, now, big fella. I got cha, I got cha!" BraveCole adjusted himself, still gripping the handle. "Now, my angry, angry friend. Your fat ass is gonna listen to me, k?" The ogre roared, and BraveCole smiled. He then twisted the blade in the Ogre. "Fire your face lazer! That ah way!" The Ogre roared out again, and started firing his void eye blast in the way that the sword was twisted, albeit with little accuracy. The void blast began bombarding one of the wizards, killing it within seconds. BraveCole twisted the sword in the other direction, towards the other one. "Shoot.. That way!" BraveCole grunted. The ogre's eye blast began sweeping the room, and the wizard had caught on and was flying out of harm's way. "-blam!-! Bastard! Stand still! And you! Ogre! Aim better! He's right -blam!-ing there!" BraveCole then predicted the Wizard's movements, and lead the ogre's blast right where it was [i]going[/i]. He twisted the sword forcefully, and successfully hit the flying hive creature. "Ha! I win!" BraveCole said, removing the sword from the monster's back with a disgusting splech. He jumped high in the air and held the blade above him as he came down, his body charged with an ungodly amount of arc light. [b][i]"NOBODY PRAY FOR ME!"[/i][/b] The Ogre groaned in pain as it hadn't process the crazy guardian above him. [b][i]"IT BEEN THAT DAY FOR ME!"[/i][/b] The Ogre heard his voice above. [b][i]"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY~"[/i][/b] The Ogre screamed in fear as he knew his fate. [b][i]"YEAH! YEAH!"[/i][/b] [b][i][u]KA-DOOOOOM!![/u][/i][/b] BraveCole impacted the ground, a massive lightning bolt following in his wake and causing an impressive electrical explosion, vaporizing everything in his vicinity. BraveCole got up and looked around, feeling triumphant. He heard Variks on the coms. [b][i]"They are dead. You.. Are not. Well dooooneeee.."[/i][/b] "Yeah, yeah. Think I pulled something -blam!-ing around with that damn ogre. Oh well." [b][i]"Return to Airlock, Guardian.."[/i][/b][/quote] I'm gay

[quote]"This is going to suck so much ass." BraveCole muttered, as the doors opened in front of him. He began walking, his boots crunching on the bones and shattered armor of former contestants. "Good job, guys. You really put in some effort." He said, sarcastically. "Seriously, though. Why is all this in the hallway? Did you guys just take a few steps and die of exertion?" BraveCole then entered the arena, and Variks called out again. "[b][i]Prepare yourself, Guardiaaaannn...[/i][/b]" And in an instant, the prison doors opened up and out poured dozens of hungry, vicious thrall that immediately rushed BraveCole. "Oh shit! Thrall! Or.. Thrill? Threese? Whatever," BraveCole closed his hands into a fist, walking toward the group of Hive fodder. When he opened them back up, he was holding two smoldering fusion grenades. "Let's play hot potato, yeah?" BraveCole smirked. "Hot potato!" He chuckled, before slinging his arm and nailing a thrall in the head with a sticky. The Hive Horde didn't have time to react, and the fusion grenade exploded and turned the dark creatures into a parade of limbs and ash. On his right, was an acolyte who had his Shredder and began firing widly at the Titan. A few void blasts nailed him in the shoulder and chest, but wasn't able to break his shield. "Ouch, hey! Dude!" BraveCole, a little bit more frustrated, threw his second fusion grenade as if it were a baseball, striking the acolyte in the head. It killed him instantly, and to add insult to injury, the grenade exploded. Naturally. "Bitch," Brave mumbled. He tried catching his breath, but heard a mighty roar. "That.. That sounds like a.." Brave turned around, before screaming. "Knight!" The Knight roared again, before taking his ascendant blade and swung at Brave. Thinking solely on instincts, he dodge rolled out of the way, landing on his stomach. He turned around on his back, and to his surprise, the Knight was already over him. The hulking monster held his blade upside down with both hands, with the intent to impale BraveCole were he laid. And in a split second, the blade came down. "Woahwoahwoah- shhhiiiiiii-!!!" BraveCole said in fear, but was quick enough to dodge, rolling sideways. The Knight stuck the sword in the ground, deep, and began struggling to remove it. BraveCole got up, and saw the knight's predicament, much to his amusement. "Hehe, look. Your sword is stuck in the ground. Tell ya what, I'll give you five seconds." Brave began walking toward him as the knight looked up, trying his damndest to remove the sword. "5...4...3...2...1." At the last second, the Knight had pulled his sword up from the ground, and gave a triumphant roar. It was far too late though. "Hey, King Arthur, my name's Regicide." Brave took his right fist and sent a nasty uppercut engulfed in flames straight into the Knight's head, the force burning his hive exterior into a crisp. The sword, however, dropped to the ground. BraveCole put his hand on the handle and picked it up. "Euugh. These things are always so cold to the touch. Gives Papa Cole the shivers." He said, giving it a few test swings. "That'll do, pig. That'll do." His fight was not over though. Out from the middle, emerged a massive, bloodthirsty Ogre. It[b]s[/b] agonizing roar shook the corridor, and to make matters even worse, a couple of Wizards came out from the grassy knoll and fired off their darkness blast[b]s[/b]. BraveCole ran as fast as he could, throwing the mighty blade over his shoulder and sliding into cover, barely making it. "Okay, two witches and an Ogre. I love you too, Variks." BraveCole sighed. "No gun.. Hmm.." BraveCole looked at the ascendant blade. "I have an idea." BraveCole then bursted out from behind cover, and sprinted toward the ogre. The wizards, utterly confused, assumed he was rushing toward suicide. Nonetheless the [b]bloodthirsty Ogre[/b] still shot at him anyway. BraveCole then reached the Ogre, where it roared in anger and raised it[b]s[/b] hands to slam the ground beneath it. Brave was quicker though, and slid between the legs of the beast. He then turned around and flipped onto it[b]s[/b] decaying back, where he wasted no time and drove the sword deep into the back of it[b]s[/b] neck area. The Ogre, not dead, screamed in pain and tried desperately to shake the guardian off him. "Woah, now, big fella. I got cha, I got cha!" BraveCole adjusted himself, still gripping the handle. "Now, my angry, angry friend. Your fat ass is gonna listen to me, [b]'[/b]k[b]ay[/b]?" The ogre roared, and BraveCole smiled. He then twisted the blade in the Ogre. "Fire your face lazer! That ah way!" The Ogre roared out again, and started firing his void eye blast in the way that the sword was twisted, albeit with little accuracy. The void blast began bombarding one of the wizards, killing it within seconds. BraveCole twisted the sword in the other direction, towards the other one. "Shoot.. That way!" BraveCole grunted. The ogre's eye blast began sweeping the room, and the wizard had caught on and was flying out of harm's way. "-blam!-! Bastard! Stand still! And you! Ogre! Aim better! He's right -blam!-ing there!" BraveCole then predicted the Wizard's movements, and lead the ogre's blast right where it was [i]going[/i]. He twisted the sword forcefully, and successfully hit the flying hive creature. "Ha! I win!" BraveCole said, removing the sword from the monster's back with a disgusting splech. He jumped high in the air and held the blade above him as he came down, his body charged with an ungodly amount of arc light. [b][i]"NOBODY PRAY FOR ME!"[/i][/b] The Ogre groaned in pain as it hadn't process the crazy guardian above him. [b][i]"IT BEEN THAT DAY FOR ME!"[/i][/b] The Ogre heard his voice above. [b][i]"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY~"[/i][/b] The Ogre screamed in fear as he knew his fate. [b][i]"YEAH! YEAH!"[/i][/b] [b][i][u]KA-DOOOOOM!![/u][/i][/b] BraveCole impacted the ground, a massive lightning bolt following in his wake and causing an impressive electrical explosion, vaporizing everything in his vicinity. BraveCole got up and looked around, feeling triumphant. He heard Variks on the coms. [b][i]"They are dead. You.. Are not. Well dooooneeee.."[/i][/b] "Yeah, yeah. Think I pulled something -blam!-ing around with that damn ogre. Oh well." [b][i]"Return to Airlock, Guardian.."[/i][/b][/quote] Grammar Lesson- It's: A contraction consisting of "it" and "is," and means "it is." Its: A pronoun suggesting that something belongs to a being. Kill myself for quoting this entire post.

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Like the HUMBLE. lyrics there, that's a nice story

Bro go write a book. Post to long to read.

Referencing Kung-Fu Kenny? Instant Like. and all likes to anything you ever write and so on.

SO MANY REFERENCES!!!

Even better than the last one. Love the King Arthur part!

I always love these stories.

Perfect.

Amazing story Cole!